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Thinks about Ninian Exclusively

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Usually Mobile Only, very socially awkward as well. No abouts we die like men, piece together my life and reality via the small fragments I mention.
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unaliver

I'll unalive you

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hiveswap

Unaliver it's okay to say kill

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

heh heh heh….

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

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Closest match: Neoneuromus ignobilis isolate Gutianshan chromosome 7 Common name: Dobsonfly

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brobotsbro

all the cybertronians having mad road rage bc on cybertron everyone drives like super fast all the time so driving the speed limit feels achingly slow

fowler has to bail someone out of the impound bc they forgot you can't go 115 on Earth highways and the police assumed the suspect fled the vehicle to avoid arrest

breakdown kidnaps one of the kids for the sole purpose of having someone to bail knockout out of the impound bc after his third offense and subsequent escape they put a boot on him but they run into complications bc whoever he's kidnapped is a child and has like. 12 dollars. cue shenanigans

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starscream and megatron with the whole trying to kill megatron and take over thing but df!drakath stabbing seppy

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Drakath and Starscream are like the same fucking guy in DF it's so funny. I can viscerally see him going "SEPULCHURE HAS FALLEN, NOW I DRAKATH-"

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nikoisme

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

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toskarin

star wars trivia

Q: what is the most powerful technique in star wars?

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jiskblr

Still can't beat dropping your cloak dramatically.

that seems true until the yoda punch gets you

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arturigon

swinging a wicked blade feels so good without a beast in your ear saying you kill with too much earnest

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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

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