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happy birthday, @redwhitebreeze!!!

the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich

Every time I see this gif I am instantly jealous of Eggman because I, too, would annihilate that sandwich

palico lore will always be funny to me. They get paid to hunt just like a human hunter. But since they're small anthropomorphic cats you always treat them like pets or babies. like your palico is grown ass man....cat

阿戈魔AGM

It's come to my attention that tumblr never got to see these

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IDM = Intelligent Dance Music

EDM = Educational Dance Music

DnB = Dictionaries and Books

Jungle = Jungian Lessons

Really funny how Satori still does the skill learned animation even if the attack killed her

legit excited to see this come around again

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me

2014 Lamborghini Gallardo

(note: assuming the year given he said it’s brand new and the original video came out in 2015, the last model year for the Gallardo was 2014)

Pokemon fans be like "I wish we had darker games" then can't handle basic folktale tropes and concepts

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren’t blessed enough to see the edits

here it is, in all its Glory

this kills me every single time