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Every Woman Needs a Pair of Red Shoes...

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Uncle the Imp catches sight of his nemesis er, nephew on the other side of the small coop. Which way should he run?!

The nephew Bean, having seen that he was seen, makes his move!

"Aha, Mine Uncle, you are MINE!!!"

The Imp darts ahead but the Bean utilizes Levitation to smack down his opponent.

Clouds pass overhead, birds begin to sing, frogs trill from the ponds. Did the smack down work? Is the Imp no more?

He lives! And he appears unscathed! A quick glance over his shoulder and a dart to the right saved the Imp from being crushed by his overly enthusiastic nephew.

"Did'ja see me flyin'? I almost had him! I did! My Uncle is the GREATEST! He knew I could fly and he got away! He is the BEST UNCLE EVER! I'll get him next time, just watch me!!!"

Silken Windhound shenanigans, all day, every day. Mr the Mung Bean has a bit of Hero Worship going on, and the Imp eats it up. Good thing he is clever tho', or he would be road kill by now!

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The Saga of the Saucy Pup

The Imp, attempting to impart some wisdom to Mr the Mung Bean.

Head jousting commences as a point is debated.

The Bean scores an Ear Pinch!

"That was owie! Do not do that again!"

"Or what?"

"Haz a jaw pinch and see how it feels!"

"We are taking a break and then mine Uncle will show me more cool moves! He is mine Favourite Uncle!"

What did you expect? He IS the Imp!

Silken Windhounds

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They are at it again.

Mr the Mung Bean vs his favourite Uncle toy, the Imp. The Imp has the high ground but the Bean is unrelenting and has 15 pounds on the Imp! Trapped in the recliner, the Imp reaches for his Super Power!

And what the heck is THAT???

Demon Dog transformation is complete! Run, Bean, Run!

Silken Windhounds (What has happened to my dog???!!!)

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Look at me. Small, cute, puppy of starvation. I could haz cookie?

That Zoi guy gots a cookie! Why did I not get a cookie? This is a WRONG.

Somebody better get me a cookie or there will be a SHRED! I haz the ANGRIES!

(Mr the Mung Bean has overlooked the fact that to get the cookie someone allowed a groom. He will get a groom, and then, a cookie. Patience small one.) Silken Windhound

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