mouthporn.net
#morgana pendragon – @redshoesnblueskies on Tumblr
Avatar

Every Woman Needs a Pair of Red Shoes...

@redshoesnblueskies / redshoesnblueskies.tumblr.com

"Fandom is the great leveler of capitalism: whatever your product, whatever your narrative, whatever price you’re charging, we will find a way to surround it with vast, enticing fields of free content. (And porn.)"  -copperbadge
Avatar

PT 2: I convinced my dad to watch merlin with me and here’s what he has to say

Thanks for all the nice comments on part 1. I’ve created a monster, my dad keeps referring to “his fandom.” 

About Morgana and Morgause:

Dad: Are they gonna 69 or something and get it over with?

Me: …they’re sisters???

Dad: …No, it’s metaphorical when they call each other “sister.” 

Me: NO, they’re actually half sisters. I’m not shitting you. 

Dad: …pause it right now. 

(We’re not sure how he lost the plot there, but to be fair they do have a lot of homoerotic tension)

-

Later in the same episode:

Dad: This show is so predictable. 

Me: They literally TOLD you that Morgana and Morgause are sisters over a season ago and you somehow missed it!!! 

-

Arthur, to Gwen: Do you remember the first time I kissed you?

Dad: When they became beards. 

-

“Gwaine is, like, the Jughead of the group, if this were the Archie comics.”

(I mean, okay, sure)

-

“Maybe Arthur was the first pan.”

(I screeched when he said this)

-

*arthur slings merlin over his shoulder*

“Haha, it’s Merlin’s butt.”

-

“It’s so clear that every bit of adoration that Arthur feels for Gwen, he feels for Merlin, too.” 

(I included this one just because he’s SO right and I love that he sees it too, esp as a straight guy) (yes, my dad is miraculously straight… he’s raised three queer children so he’s just an Advanced Ally)

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net