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Every Woman Needs a Pair of Red Shoes...

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"…you feel like adding any preliminary frames there, Carl?"

Carl the Animator: “Nnnnnnope.”

Ted the Animator: “Just gonna let them pop into existence like that?”

Carl the Animator: “Ted, you cannot – in good conscience – tell me you wished I would ruin a thing of beauty like that.“

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…”

Ted the Animator: “…ok, yeah, you got me.”

Carl the Animator: “We have an ethical duty to preserve Shaggy shenanigans, and you know it.”

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SGKSGKSGK MA’AM

1) This is hilarious

2) Her work is all really awesome! And she’s got a ton of short stories available for free online. Some of my favorites:

“Bluebeard’s Wife” – what would happen if a woman Bluebeard married just didn’t look in the room?

“The Dryad’s Shoe” – an aroace Cinderella who has zero interest in the ball or the prince but does love gardening

“Jackalope Wives” – takes the skinshifting conceit of selkies and applies it to jackalopes (folkloric horned rabbits) in the American Southwest. Also stars the absolutely iconic Grandma Harken, whose left to clean up the mess when her grandson tries to catch himself a jackalope wife. This one won a bunch of awards and there’s an audio version read by LeVar Burton.

“Sun Moon Dust” – a young farmer inherits a sword bound to the souls of three warriors, all ready to teach him to be a hero… but he has no desire to be anything but a farmer. A very sweet M/M story!

The rest of her free fiction is linked to on her site. She’s also got some great novellas and novels, including a f/f “Snow Queen” retelling!

{ID - two images 1 - wikipedia excerpt reading, “Ursula Vernon is an American freelance writer, artist and illustrator. She is best known for her Hugo Award-winning graphic novel Digger and for the children’s books series Hamster Princess and Dragonbreath. Under the name T. Kingfisher, she is also the author of books for older audiences.“ 2 - the cover of ‘Toad Words and other stories’, by T. Kingfisher; the quote on the front reads, “Kingfisher writes like I would if I were using a pen name.” and is from Ursula Vernon herself. END ID}

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