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A good take on why Trumpkins don’t hear what the rest of us hear when President Trump spews incoherent word salad.

Also why I have limited interest in, or energy for, trying to persuade them through rational debate.

I have been baffled by this all along - I could not for the life of me imagine what his supporters were hearing when they listened to him babble incoherently. He’s like a political Rorschach’s test.

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itsathought2

I feel like I’ve had the curtain drawn back.  

I realized I do this to him too. I’m always trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK HE MEANS.  Only because I don’t like him and what he stands for,  I’m actually trying to parse reality from it, so it strikes me as insane.  

But if I was predisposed to him, my mind would decide on something that filled out my preconceived expectation.  

Humans Brains are so fucking weak and wrong. 

President Mary Sue.

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me: 1984 is an overrated book and george orwell is a hack
Trump Presidency, Day 3: Openly declaring objective truths that we can see with our own eyes to be invalid and 'dishonest', 'alternative facts', already went after a twitter account for sharing pictures of the inauguration that did not comply with the bullshit they made up.
me: The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command… and if all others accepted the lie, which the party imposed, if all records told the same tale, then the lie passed into history and became truth.
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The. Modern. Republican. Party. Is. Shameless.

That’s one way to fire someone without having to fire them. Class, all the way. 🙄

Jesus. This whole thing is horrifying to watch. All of it. The shittiness keeps piling up. I’m so embarrassed by my country right now.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Link to the article

Even if the only way to fight back that you know of is to tell everyone else…

Tell everyone else.

That’s a form of defiance.

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agentumbls

I know it’s important not to dehumanize people, but I’m running out of ways to see republicans (or at least republican politicians) as human

Read the article. It’s long, but it gives a lot of info. I’m not saying this is going to be used against science committees than have ties to climate change policies and renewable energy sources, but it’s going to be used against climate change policies and renewable energy sources. Just remember, the first thing the transition team wanted was the names of INDIVIDUALS in the Energy Departments who supported climate science and renewable energy. Now they pass a rule allowing INDIVIDUALS to be targeted.

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captainevans

In case anyone hasn’t heard yet, now the GOP has introduced a bill that would pull the United States out of the U.N.

It’s called the American Sovereignty Restoration Act of 2017 and boy howdy that name alone is freightening

you know what actually i’m going to reblog this again. As of this moment, there are only 6 co-sponsers on the bill. These are:

start calling these people right now. flood their phones with dissent. don’t let them hear the end of it. make them kill their own bill before it even gets off the ground. 

what. the. fuck.

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lepidosaurs

Which means his administration will likely be doing this for any government agency that spreads any news, information, or jokes they don’t like.

I’m Uncomfortable

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beachdeath

actually, national park services didn’t even make fun of the inauguration turnout. this was the tweet they retweeted:

there’s no joke here, no fun-making, nothing even remotely derogatory. national park services retweeted a completely impartial tweet and two undoctored photographs of real events, without any commentary or editorializing, and they were banned from tweeting. literally just for acknowledging objective reality.

The Gizmodo article that this is originally sourced from has some additional info, including text of a notice sent out to NPS employees that reads:

And then yesterday morning, 1/21 at 10:41 AM, NPS tweets:

Did you just feel a chill run down your spine or is that just me?

Also, the Washington Post and NYT have a write-up about this as well, in case you doubt Gizmodo as a source.

There are a lot of comments in the notes on this post yelling about freedom of speech, etc., but just as a reminder, if you are a government employee acting in an official capacity, you can absolutely be fired and legally censored for the things that you say and do. You are acting as an agent and representative of the federal government and therefore the federal government gets to decide what you’re allowed to say. The thing that should scare you about this is that instead of firing a single employee for going a little off-script, the White House directed an entire agency to immediately cease Twitter communications, even in case of emergency notifications. That is the “not normal” part of this. It’s an extreme overreaction to two tweets that are defensibly on-topic for the NPS to have retweeted under any normal circumstances.

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lambergeier

a shitposter’s guide to political bias in major news outlets

as in, stop quoting the fucking daily caller, for the love of god. we are all gross liberals/progressives/socialists here, so if you see any political post on your dash that uses any news outlet in the first list as its source, then there is like an 80% chance you’re about to reblog hyperbolic conservative propaganda with very little basis in reality. don’t do it, guys. don’t do it. check sources. save a life.

WARNING: GONNA HAVE SOME CONSERVATIVE OPINIONS:

  • Fox News: should be obvious. don’t do it.
  • The Blaze: Glenn Beck’s personal news network. don’t do it.
  • The Drudge Report: mostly link aggregation, opinions section is some bad shit. don’t do it.
  • The Daily Caller: Tucker Carlson’s baby. you may remember Carlson as the human mouthfart that used to run Crossfire before Jon Stewart fucking eviscerated him ten years ago. don’t do it.
  • Hot Air: doesn’t vote the straight conservative opinion ticket, some columnists have more liberal social views, but still. on the top 10 list of popular conservative blogs. don’t do it.
  • Breitbart: conservative, neoreactionary, published an opinion this month calling for a limit to the number of women allowed into STEM fields. don’t do it.
  • National Review: tbh if you gotta cite a conservative news source, go with TNR. the print magazine and policy institute especially do some high quality pieces, but like as a rule, you’re probably not gonna like the conclusions they come up with. online-only content can be a bit more opinionated. maybe do it.
  • Wall Street Journal: so center-right the right has actually started to disown it. you’re not gonna like their economics, but they’re not scandal-mongering drivel like some of the blogs on this list. maybe do it.
  • The Washington Examiner: very good local D.C. reporting, actually, but like, the opinions section is still not gonna be anything you wanna read. maybe do it.
  • The New York Post: conservative AND a tabloid, do not look to for unbiased reporting or anything except like vile exploitation of tragedy. don’t do it.
  • Any British Paper That Isn’t The Guardian or The Independent: american newspapers tend towards center-left, british papers tend towards center-right. my sympathies to our cousins across the atlantic.
  • Special Mention: The Daily Mail: do not cite the Daily Mail for any goddamn reason, i will come to your house and rub your nose into your keyboard like an untrained dog.

GOOD HEARTY LIBERAL STOCK:

  • The New York Times (plus Magazine): american paper of record and probably deserves it. will surely be too white elite new york liberal center-left for most of your commie asses, but still excellent.
  • New Yorker: i mean it’s not breaking news and it’s frequently so pretentious you get sucked up your own ass turning the page, but they do know their investigative journalism.
  • The Washington Post: on average, best political/policy reporting of any paper in the country. their wonkblog, even after Ezra Klien &co’s mass exodus, does excellent daily roundups of domestic political news.
  • The LA Times (and most other city papers): LA’s great, p much everything is center-left, some of them are gonna be better at covering national issues than others (looks pointedly at SF Gate). good for local, double-check for national.
  • Huffington Post: PROCEED W/ CAUTION, their news reporting is fine enough but the sheer number of bloggers attached to the site means there’s not always so much quality control. double-check that shit.
  • BuzzFeed: PROCEED W/ SLIGHTLY LESS CAUTION: be on the watch for bloggers here too, but tbh their staff reporting is some real good shit. they have a white house correspondent now and everything.
  • Slate: some good liberal shit.
  • The Atlantic: some good liberal shit. older than you. follow ta-nehisi coates on twitter.
  • NPR: some generally decent liberal shit. please donate to them.
  • Politico: some good liberal shit.
  • Mother Jones: some good liberal shit. older than you.
  • The Guardian: actually does some great US reporting, had reporters in Ferguson last summer.
  • Al Jazeera: also has an american bureau, good stuff, and, of course, international coverage unlike almost anything in the US.
  • BBC: doesn’t care as much about the US, but more foreign policy coverage worth reading.
  • Vox: where Ezra Klien and his crew all ran off to. unfortunate tendency for clickbait headlines, but their explainer cards do an excellent job of breaking complex news stories into easily digestible parts. i’m biased, but i love them.

SORTA INBETWEEN, THIS IS A SLIDING SCALE AFTER ALL (look, a graph):

  • The Economist: technically has a majority center-left readership, but you’re not gonna like their economics. they love themselves some free markets.
  • AP/Reuters: about as neutral as it possibly gets. all facts, no opinion. (pronounced roi-terz btw, impress your friends)
  • USA Today: well i guess making every hotel guest in the country step over it on their way to breakfast qualifies it as the most popular print paper in the country.
  • CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc.: all technically left of center (by maybe a milimeter), but watch out for sensationalism. they are 24-hour networks after all.
  • The Daily News: i have no opinion on the daily news and i doubt any of you do either.
  • TIME magazine: i mean like, not objectively unreliable, but you could be making better choices.

LITERALLY SATIRE, THESE ARE LITERALLY SATIRE:

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titanoboa

I’m so glad there’s a link to that Jon Stewart tears into Crossfire video my soul needed that

A note on the BBC: they bust their asses trying to be neutral. If you need a source with little bias, the BBC is usually a good place to go, especially if you’re a UK person. I usually use it as a barometer of ‘this is story actually a thing’.

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