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Every Woman Needs a Pair of Red Shoes...

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STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES season two | episode three- the changeling What's the problem? An almost human stubbornness, Captain. I have been unable to convince Nomad to lower its screens for analysis. Without its co-operation, I can do nothing.

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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speaking of, it makes sense that starfleet is using tom for their voyager propaganda tour since he’s the one who seems to have the rosiest view of the whole thing lol

janeway: oh god don’t put her on a pr tour she’ll reveal eight new war crimes every time she speaks

chakotay: he has complicated feelings towards the whole starfleet propaganda thing, but it’s doubtful starfleet would want him to do it anyways considering he’s ex-maquis

tuvok: do not contact him he does not want to be apart of any of that

b’elanna: pr tours are her worst nightmare, would flop so hard. plus also ex-maquis

harry: may seem like the best option but would get bored so quickly and start causing problems

the doctor: would love to do the pr tour but he’s annoying so

seven: absolutely not

tom: the real best option considering he’s the only one who actually seemed to enjoy being on voyager. something very wrong with him but not in a way that would ruin the tour

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