Every Woman Needs a Pair of Red Shoes...

If this was a video and I was adding SFX, the cat’s eyes opening would be accompanied by one of those relays-closing clunks you hear when industrial or stadium lights switch on in movies, then a capacitor power-up whine… :->

guess who ingested some foreign objects!

also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)

bastard man ate some rubber bands

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight

yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this

and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him

or alternatively:

mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?

twin agents of darkness

This is so cute.

My cats and I have very different definitions of “helping” when it comes to decorating 😅