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bitterfucked

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

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leafcrunch

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

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tramampoline

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

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thegreenwolf
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rosebuncat

What??? The fuck????

Platypus are so much smaller than you think.

Veering from mammals, king cobras are so much bigger than you think, and when you look into their eyes, you can see cognition.

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kedreeva

Peafowl are bigger than you think. This is a small (8lb, they’re usually 10-12lb) cameo peacock getting an x-ray:

Geese are smaller than you think.

Swans are bigger than you think.

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