Hence the invention of the Porch
Had an unoriginal thought I had to share lmao
Pixie Recaps Picard | The Bounty
fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like "that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better"
Noooooo I’m not reusing the same tropes in all my WIPs, I’m just (checks notes) “creating an author brand”
I don’t have a narrative kink I have a (looks over your shoulder) “signature style”
I had a thought
Geralt:
Ciri:
Jaskier:
Yennefer:
Queen Calanthe:
Fringilla (+ the rest of the nilfgaardians):
Hi, I’d like to report in. It’s been 66 days since I first watched Good Omens. And I am still heavily on my bullshit.
I am an old person and tumblr is the porch
the one real thing we’ve learned from the aftermath of the Venom movie is that no one can draw Tom Hardy.
I honestly sat there for like an hour sketching this mans face with 4 references circling it on the page and it still came out slightly off
The only recognisable thing every artist seems to latch on to is just, the sheer exhaustion and DSL
thirteen: we’re gonna need someone who’s good with buses
graham:
yeah okay lmao im gonna tell a librarian about my trauma so they can advise me about what books might trigger me. sure. makes sense.
“Hi, I’m looking for a book with adventure, but no graphic violence.”
“I’m interested in a thriller that doesn’t have any rape scenes.”
“I want a gay main character but I don’t want it to be a coming-out story. And no anti-gay violence.”
“Oh, no, murder’s fine, but no animal cruelty.”
All separate reader’s advisory questions that I’ve answered, and successfully. I don’t know why any of these people asked for those specific parameters, and I didn’t ask, because it’s not my fucking business. And it’s no one else’s business, either–up to and including the government.
Librarians don’t make you reveal your trauma in order to justify what you read or write. You may be confusing us with, uh… *checks notes* …fandom.