RedRoseBug

bruce hates his fucking life because robin, kid flash, and speedy are friends so now he is forced to interact with flash (tolerable) and green arrow (the fucking worst) and then its a decade later and he has to finally acknowledge that he has Parent Friends. They have a fucking Group Chat to discuss logistics. Sometimes green fucking lantern will drop off kid flash at bruces fucking house???? hal jordan????? at his HOME?!?! Ridiculous

Bruce, talking to Oliver through gritted teeth: Robin has requested that you and Speedy come to his birthday party this Saturday.

Oliver, through equally gritted teeth: We’ll be there.

Picturing Clark explaining how he’s on good terms with the batfam (and Batman especially) and he just says:

“What really helped me is approaching them like they’re cats. See, watch this! Batman?” Bruce turns to look at him, and Clark slow blinks, and Bruce visibly relaxes a bit and slow blinks back before carrying on.

The league take this advice in very different directions.

batfam head bumps

BATFAM HEADBUMPS

Damian fucking headbutts Tim

The question now is: how aware is the batfam of their cat-likeness?

Are they completely unaware? They think this is (somewhat) normal behaviour?

Did they overhear superman and decide to make an elaborate joke?

Or was superman saying that a wake up call to see how living and being cared for by Bruce turn them into this.

@melony-lemony Don’t hide your gold in the tags

a 5 min doodle to demonstrate!!!

Hal gets the most scratches

(batman's gauntlets have sharp claws don't boo me I'm right)

from @leafman 's tags

Inspired by this post

“It’s okay, you can tell us later. Everyone was just so worried... all of the Robins even came! They’ve been pacing outside your door for hours.”