The After Hours

*kicks down the door* here's the terushima/atsumu smut content that no one asked for and yet everyone seems deeply intrigued by

BEHOLD! THE MIYA ATSUMU HUMILIATION SHOW

Gird your loins for 17k of banter, absurdity and smut of the comedic variety as dumb blonde Atsumu meets his match in dumb blonde Terushima at a college house party, and gets himself absolutely clowned in the process. Spoiler: he loves it

Guys... Guys... It's... It's done?

The terusumu fic is done??? [apart from that one tiny thing I need to edit but let's ignore that for now]

So I think tomorrow, The Miya Atsumu Humiliation Show can finally be released into the wilds of Ao3???? or should I post it tonight???

And then I can be free of the curse of terushima and atsumu????

*sobs in relief*

Alright lads. We've got another 2000 words in the pile for the terusumu fic and I stayed up until 6am writing it

The sex is finally done (both me & atsumu are equally relieved about this), though I do need to go back to an earlier part to fill in the [...] for something, and Terushima needs to get out/off Atsumu.

And then there's the outro feat osasuna clowning atsumu a bit more

And then it's done???? (Minus editing)

This fucking... thing is almost 15,000 words. I am reevaluating my life choices that lead me to write 15k of terushima/atsumu. I don't know if many/any people will even read it. But it is my cursed gift to you all

I hope you all hate it as much as atsumu hates terushima (which is to say that under the hood you actually love it and find it insanely hot but you're equally disgusted and ashamed of it)

back to moan bc goddddddddddd the terusumu fic is so fucking close to being finished and I wanted to post it tomorrow for my friend's birthday but I'm stuck. WHY IS WRITING THE SMUT PART THE HARDEST (heheh)

fr though... I have been writing this for like... a month or something at this point. I rewrote almost the entire thing bc I wasn't happy with the narrative voice (needed more Atsumu) and now it's at 8500+ words but I'm stumbling over the smut????

I even have the entire scene outlined. I know what happens?! But the words are just not cooperating with my brainnnnnnnn

Can I not just post my bullet points and be done with it? D:

terusumu fic news update (for the precisely 3 other people who seem to be interested in it bc the rest of y'all are losers who clearly don't appreciate a trashy ship pairing when you see one): so, I had almost finished it. with just the sex scene left to write. and then I decided to rewrite the entire fucking thing in an attempt to do "closer narrative distance" to Atsumu

and pals. It's fucking hard trying to write so much from someone's perspective. idk how other people work??? what do you think about??? how do you feel??? how do non-Avery people work?? fuck knows.

All I know is that Atsumu's head is full of very arrogant and prickly thoughts about how much he fucking despises Terushima, but jokes on Atsumu cause he's gonna get railed to death by Terushima in a coupla hours and hate him even more

psst

The terusumu fic (affectionaly nicknamed the Miya Atsumu Humiliation Show) is so close to being done. We now have a 600 word outline for the sex scene and i'm hoping to bring you the most ridiculous (yet hot) fratboy terushima/atsumu smut I can muster

Now I just gotta write it, throw together the ending (already outlined), tidy it up and it's done??

"idk how to write strip poker, idek how strip poker works," I say in a panicked voice to myself

and then proceed to write a 2000 words once I realise it's okay because atsumu doesn't know how to play strip poker either, especially not the kind being run by kuroo who made up a bunch of bullshit rules on the spot

anyway the terusumu smut fic, which has now become the Miya Atsumu Humiliation Show, has expanded into an unwieldly 6700 word beast made of house party, drink theft, dancing, party chat, and strip poker

next up... the actual smut... that I have not even thought about yet alone begun writing...

I feel like ima have to ban myself from saying things like "I hate writing" or "writing is too hard" bc I say that shit and then proceed to sit here banging out 1000 words a night about silly little boys in my silly little fics

Like writing *is* hard and I don't like writing things I'm not invested in

But equally I am capable of writing a 1000 word dancing scene where Atsumu tries to one up Terushima and gets humiliated, an 800+ word scene where its just Atsumu learning Terushima's goddamn name, and another long ass hundreds of words scene where its Terushima stealing Atsumu's drink, Atsumu getting pissed about it, and Osamu twisting the knife in

Anyway, this is just a ramble to say hey hello the terusumu fic is already at 4000 words and we're only half way through. We ain't even got to the strip poker or the fucking yet 🙈

Finally started properly writing my Terusumu fic after leaving the outline languishing in my drafts for weeks.

Hope you're ready for Atsumu to get absolutely wrecked by literally everyone around at him at this house party + Terushima capitalizing on all of Atsumu's growing frustrations <3

I have a million other things I should be thinking and writing about but I was doing a little HQ rewatch w/ @outstorm the other day + he was introduced to beloved party boyTerushima for the first time. And then I threw out Terushima x Atsumu for the lols

And that's how I apparently came to commit to writing a house party terusumu fic where they just intensely radiate dumb blonde bitch energy at each other until a few hours later they're stumbling into some poor bastard's bedroom all over each other bc I am nothing if not a sucker for sassy blonde himbos

And really... what's better than one sassy blonde himbo but two sassy blonde himbos?!