Dutch: How did you think any of this was a good idea?

Micah: Because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Dutch: Oh.

Micah: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

ok listen this whole video is a gem bcause

Yknow?

@vaniri help I got bitch slapped by the karma police 😭😩 I always be kickn' and backhanding npcs when I ride by and this time it hurt 😔

SIR!

John Marston

It’s popular to make cute picture with hearts. So I decided make it too...

anyone wanna see what John's up to in this picture?

ME

He’s balls deep in THIS. 😂😂

WRONG HE S ON A QUEST FROM GOD HES GOING HOME

I love his face when he comes in from shooting all those Laramies in Jim Milton Rides, Again? He just knows he’s about to catch some shit. 😂😂

Just beware because I’m gonna spam my blog with pics! XD 

Having alot of fun with photomode, especially love the first photo of John and his horse, Kratos!^^ 

And the last 2 pictures really cracked me up so I had to add those as well! XD 

He makes the same stupid face the horses do when they’re scared

john falls out of the wagon (very dramatically) and limps back (also v dramatically)

Arthur Morgan the Piano Player (Red Dead Redemption 2 PC Mod

oh fucking hell

AND SO IT FUCKING BEGINS YEEHAW 🤠

i’m so fucking done. this has pushed me over the line. i am buying a pc

Headcanon: I think that Dutch’s habit of guilt tripping people would be HILARIOUS in a modern au.

In 1899, living the gang life, there was serious risk. Risk of murder, starvation, excecution. But if Dutch was just some motherfucker with an apartment and a desk job like, he’s not gonna die. He’s just gonna sound like an over dramatic mom.

Arthur: Dutch, it’s snowin’ like hell outside, I ain’t gonna walk all the way to the 7/11 just cause you forgot to buy milk last time you was at the store!

Dutch: Oh, so I gotta have black coffee? Are these the times we’re living in? My own boy, who I’ve raised like a son, won’t do just one little thing for the sake of our family. All because of a little snow. You like it when I suffer, Arthur, is that it? You have some sick resentment for me? Well there you have it. How does it feel? Does it feel good? Watching me grimace while I drink this bland, bitter, uncreamed coffee? I hope you got the satisfaction you were lookin’ for son, I really Goddamn do.

all I remember from rdr1

“Miss MacFarlane.”

“Mr Marston!”

“Miss MacFarlane!”

“Mr Marston.”

“Miss MacFarlane?”

“Mr maRsTOn?”

“MISS MACFARLANE”

“MR MARSTON.”