Okay, so this is my first ever blurb, and it’s a smutty one at that! In honor of Superbloom coming out today and some glorious inspiration from the picture of Ashton’s bathroom with the incredible glass shower of sin, I made this for you all! Huge shoutout to @kindahoping4forever for helping me edit this! Hopefully you all like it! Happy Superbloom loves!!
Warnings: 18+, language, smut, fingering, shower sex, unprotected sex in an established relationship
Word Count: 950
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
OMFG
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!
😂😂😂
Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???
Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?
Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀
I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog
Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now
I don’t even know what to say…
i drink iced tea every day >:)
Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too
Behold concerned Brit
World War Tea Situation
This post is a relic
Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post
date of origin: November 5th, 2013
The legend has crossed my dash.
I have never seen this post and I’m so glad I have now 😂😂
Wait untill yall hear about Tibetan butter tea
Somebody tell the Brits about sun tea.
Brit here: What is sun tea?
It’s when you take room temperature water and put it in a glass container (NOT PLASTIC NEVER PLASTIC BAD SHIT WILL HAPPEN), and put some tea bags on top of the water, and then put a cover on it—you can actually buy sun tea jars, but I also grew up doing this with a Ziploc bag for a lid—and then you put it out in the sun for 4-6 hours. Unless you, like me, live in a fucking desert (in which case: call it at two hours). Bring it inside, add sugar, pour over ice. The slow brew method gives it a really complex flavor that’s different from traditional iced tea (which involves boiling the water, steeping the tea VERY strong and then pouring it over ice to cool it rapidly).
Oh my god it’s the post of legends
of course i have a praise kink, i'm a burnt out former gifted child.
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
march fifteenth
The fifteenth of March
day 15!!
mens hips exist purely for grabbing . masters thesis
yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting
helloooo 5sos stans, i’ve made a couple sorters for ya. one with 5sos’ songs, and another with 5sos’ albums (including EP’s and live albums). have fun!
I don’t think we’re surprised by this tbh 🤷🏻♀️🤣 I mean, let’s be real, if I didn’t have my blogs name sake as the top song, something might be wrong 🤣
Happy new year, Kayla! 😊💛😘
Omg thank you!! Happy new year Tora!!! 😘🎉🥰 I’ve missed you! I hope you’re doing well!
Bob’s Burgers, Christmas in the Car (S04E08)
@presentablypunk Listen here 🤣 (yes I know it’s just us)
✨🧡🌙SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨🧡
Anna 🥺🥺🥺 I love you so much 🥺🥰
BLOODHOUND I'M PICKING UP THE VIBES ALL AROUND IM DUMB ENOUGH TO DROWN IT OUT NO I CAN'T LET IT GO BLOODHOUND I'M LIVING IN THE VIOLET SOUNDS I'LL KICKING WITH THE FRIENDS I'VE FOUND NO I CAN'T LET IT GO BLOODHOUND
@ghost-of-you Anna how’d you get this footage of me? 👀
As forever comes closer, hope the world will spin slower
Let's say you have a button. If you press it yourself, it does nothing. If you formally give it to someone else and they press it, they gain ultimate power over reality itself. There are no loopholes by which you can gain this power for yourself while simultaneously preventing anyone else from ever having it. Is there anyone you'd trust with such power enough that you'd give them the button?
My wife can have godly powers cause she is already a goddess.
@presentablypunk awwww 🥺 love you 😘
we’re young, we’re hung, we’re 5SOS
