“How do you know when Batman’s lying? When he moves his lips”
Open starter
“I think of myself as a sex maybe... like guys look at me and they say I’d have sex with him...maaaaybe”
This is a reverse starter call like this if you want Tim to reply to one of your open starters or send you an ask!!
“Serenata, te traigo serenata para que sepas lo mucho que me encantas ser más que amigos, es lo único que pido”
“Y voy a extrañarte todo el tiempo, voy a emborracharme y a llorar pero te prometo y yo no miento que no vas verme nunca mas”
“This isn’t mine I’m holding it for a friend”
redbirdwonder reblogged
“Who’s a good boy?”
“That’s right! Krypto is a good boy”
“CAW CAW Hijos de puta!”
“Who’s a good boy?”
“That’s right! Krypto is a good boy”
Open starter
“Can we keep it? Damian has like a hundred of them, I deserve my own cat”
[ open starter ]
“You’re only a true Robin if Bruce left you all alone in the middle of patrol just to go and hook up with Selina”
Open starter
“. . . I don’t want to die”
+ Open starter
“…Every time someone in the Wayne manor gets in a fight, Dick plays ”Why can’t we be friends“ really really loud until we all shut up.”
Open starter
“This... is not what it looks like...”
redbirdwonder reblogged
“One time I asked Bruce where did Selina’s kittens come from he explained sex to me…I just wanted a kitten”
"This is not what it looks like"
"Bruce once told me to never buy anything from a guy who starts off with pttss"
"I think that's the best advice he's told me"