➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

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redbirdwonder reblogged

theoreticalguardianangel-deacti

actiasteeth

[TEXT] this hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
[TEXT] i already left my house once this summer. maybe we could do something in october.
[TEXT] why make bad decisions when i can watch you?
[TEXT] a dick pic is not a proper way to say you’re sorry.
[TEXT] i appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals.
[TEXT] you’re not talking any sense into me. you’re cheering me on to disaster.
[TEXT] i don’t remember anything but bad decisions last night.
[TEXT] we almost ended up sober because of you!!
[TEXT] is this like a preordered booty call?
[TEXT] you’ll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock.
[TEXT] you’re always so late and i’m always so drunk.
[TEXT] I’M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
[TEXT] you’re too drunk for my bullshit, and i’m too sober to put up with yours. i have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
[TEXT] i just feel like i’m worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes…
[TEXT] honestly i am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now.
[TEXT] i have a black eye again and don’t know why again.
[TEXT] when you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. just sayin.
[TEXT] do you want me to add this to the list of actions i will state at your intervention?
[TEXT] who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
[TEXT] you are the human incarnation of a drinking problem.
[TEXT] the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself.
[TEXT] there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
[TEXT] seriously. are we going out tonight? if we’re not, i’m going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
[TEXT] on a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should i be?
[TEXT] i really don’t want to get drunk alone tonight. like, i’ll do it, but i won’t enjoy it.
[TEXT] i didn’t think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone.
[TEXT] i’ll be home in an hour. be in my bed ready for disappointment.
[TEXT] one day soon i’ll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. today is not the day.
[TEXT] i refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
[TEXT] i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions.

#;;askmeme #mutuals or not

redbirdwonder reblogged

justanotherrpmeme

Fighting Starters

*punches you in the _____ *

*aims gun at you*

*slaps you*

*trips you up*

*kicks you*

*shoots you in the _____ *

*throws _____ at you*

*tries to run away*

"I don't want to fight you"

"Stand down"

"Stop hitting me"

"Why aren't you fighting back?"

"Ready to give up yet?"

"You're not going to hurt me"

#;;askmeme #;;queue #for mutuals #or not

redbirdwonder reblogged

heirexss-archive-blog-deactivat

Rate my muse's body on a scale from 1-10

The person who gets them the most flustered wins.

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redbirdwonder reblogged

birdtobat

corydiawrites-blog

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.

redbirdwonder

"What are you saying?"
"You left me."
"You broke my heart!"
"I don’t love you."
"You’re beautiful when you smile."
"Don’t pout"
"Stop crying."
"You did this."
"I’m just a fuck up."
"Get out!"
"I think I accidentally walked into a gay bar."
"Don’t call me."
"I won’t call you."
"Call me."
"You’re making this harder than it has to be."
"I’m not breaking up with you."
"You’re breaking up with me."
"That’s so cliche."
"I think I’m sick."
"I’m a little drunk."
"Stop making this so hard."
"Are you following me?"
"There’s no such thing as a sexy bathroom."
"Stop being a wimp."
"I’m not ticklish."
"Stop touching me."
"If you poke me one more time, I’m going to punch you."
"I should hate you."
"On a scale from one to Romeo and Juliet, how bad was that story?"
"You can’t lie to me."
"This is the worst idea ever."
"This is stupid."
"You’re an idiot."
"You’re being ridiculous."
"I don’t eat chocolate."
"It’s just rain."
"I said no, that means no."
"Come watch the stars with me."
"It’s not a date."
"It’s totally a date."
"Your kiss is like poison."
"I’m not leaving this bed."
"I’m never showing my face to the outside world again."
"That was so embarrassing."
"There’s so much idiocy in this room."
"You make it hard to breath."
"I want a pet."
"We could always just get wasted."
"Come play video games with me."
"Come have a Netflix date with me."
"Use protection!"
"Do you even hear what you’re saying?"
"Just shut up."
"I’m not good with small children."
"If I never teach my kids how to shoot a marshmallow shooter, I have failed as a parent."
"I’m pretty sure that’s my shirt."
"We could always just make out?"
"I have a date with an ice cream carton and on demand movies."
"Give me a chance. Or at least like, half a chance."
"You’re acting all Edward Cullen-ish, and it’s making me uncomfortable."
"We could always play truth or dare?"
"You’re on a roll tonight, aren’t you?"
"You’re a problem."
"I’d be so content with never seeing you again."
"I think I saw you in a dream once."
"If I had to choose between talking to you and having to eat a cup of screws, I’d probably still go with the screws."
"I didn’t mean to break it."
"I don’t know, but I probably had sex with him/her."
"Stop being a judgy asshole."
"I can’t control that!"
"This was a natural response."

#;;askmeme