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sesamenom's non-silmarillion stuff. enjoyer of clones (canon and soft wars), jedi (some legends included), mandalorians, and nightsisters. there will be a variety lol. | reblogs welcome, do not repost my art or use it in ai.
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Korkie is definitely Satine and Obiwan’s secret love child in my eyes. There is no way he’s satines “nephew” I mean we know he’s no Bo-Katan’s kid so…

see that theory's cool, but I'm personally a bigger fan of him being Satine's actual nephew and there being a third, normal Kryze sibling that we never see

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redbean-nom

@stealingpotatoes what do you think about the theory that he's both satine and obi wans nephew (son of satine's normal sister and obi wans bio brother)

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He is bugs

Puffy sleeves and blues Senator Palpatine is matching the Euops genus of leaf-rolling weevils

Camarotus singularis and the chancellor’s spectacular sleeves

What in the world? Frog legged beetle Sagra Fulgida.

The Emperor is a pale imitation of the humble stag beetle. Lucanus Cervus.

What a brilliant color! Agrypnus agrillaceus.

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syn0vial

I'm so sorry if you've already answered this but! I'm intrigued by Boba and Han's history? Was Boba just constantly trying to find any reason to kill Han despite working for the same employer?

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hey there! i think a few different writers took a crack at writing the origins of boba and han’s rivalry, but i personally favor the account given in the last one standing, one of, if not the earliest attempts to flesh out boba’s personality and backstory. a lot of it has been retconned since then (mostly for the better imo) BUT i do find its implications about the boba vs han rivalry delightful :D

basically, in the last one standing, boba’s rivalry with han is less one of pure enmity and more of a love/hate-type deal on boba’s side. let’s start at the beginning. boba and han are both young men, maybe early-to-mid-20s, and happen to be in the same drug kingpin’s den for different reasons. boba is there bc he was hired to kill said kingpin. note that this version of boba has issues with drugs—basically he associates them with abusive, predatory behavior For Mysterious Reasons related to some asshole named lenovar who he murdered when he was younger. that’s all we’re really told on the matter in this story, though later EU writers did their best to expand on this subplot in their own works (note the cws in the tags for that post). anyway, boba is there to kill this guy and han, meanwhile, is there as entertainment—he and a bunch of other poor bastards are being forced to fight in a free-for-all to entertain the kingpin’s guests.

boba happens to have some time to kill before things get murder-y, so he stops to watch han and the other fighters face off. at this point, he’s never met han before and has no idea who he is, but his eye is drawn to him all the same. at the same time, han notices a mandalorian battle helmet staring at him from the crowd and stares right back. the two make eye contact and—

well. there’s no getting around it. it’s kinda homoerotic. as in, “han maintains eye contact while slowly taking off his shirt and we get a description of boba’s pulse quickening despite himself as he watches this lone fighter simultaneously brave and scared and shirtless preparing for the fight.” boba proceeds to watch han not only hold his own against the multiple larger fighters, but also ultimately win the match. boba is so impressed that even years later, he describes it as “one of the bravest things [he] ever saw.” long story short, boba and han’s first not-really encounter ends with boba feeling nothing but warm-fuzzies for the guy... so why does he end up trying to kill him for the next several decades?

well, at some point after this, boba finds out han is a drug smuggler. you know how i mentioned earlier that boba in this story has capital-i Issues with drugs? yeah, that means boba takes this little revelation personally. basically, han goes from being someone boba admires to someone he absolutely loathes, pretty much overnight.

cue boba hunting han on multiple occasions and sometimes even delivering him to the client, only for him to continuously escape death at the last second. naturally, this only fuels boba’s grudge against him and the hunt goes on and on...

until one day, years after the end of the original trilogy, after boba has escaped the sarlacc, he’s on one final hunt for solo and then, at last, there comes the moment of truth. the hunt ends with han and boba standing less than a meter apart, blasters trained on each other. neither of them can fire a shot without risking the other one returning fire—and at this distance, boba’s armor wouldn’t save him. but, if he really wants it... boba can open fire. it’s likely he would die, too, but han would be dead. it’s what he’d come all this way to do.

and han? han is fucking furious.

like, i’m sorry, i have to include the exchange here, it’s just so fucking good:

Han did not dare take his eye away from the rifle’s sight, aiming at the base of Fett’s throat. “You killed those people back there. The woman.”
Han could have sworn he saw a shiver run up the bounty hunter’s frame. “I’m sorry about that. They—she—was not the target.”
Han almost pulled the trigger on him. He could hear the rage in his own voice. “You’re going to die and I’m going to die and maybe we both of us deserve it. That woman didn’t do any—”
“She’s the one who called me!”
Han took a step forward and screamed, “I don’t care!” He found to his amazement that he was standing with the barrel of his rifle jammed up against Fett’s armor, that the barrel of Fett’s rifle was digging into his own breastbone. “I don’t care what made you like you are, you think you get to decide who lives and dies, I don’t care, come on, pull the trigger and we’ll die together!” he stared into the black visor. “Last decision you’ll ever get to make.”

the drama! the emotion! the imagery of two narrative foils, guns literally at each other’s throats, locked in a final, visceral confrontation! how can you not love it? :D

and after everything he’s put han through, after everything he’s put himself through, standing there with a blaster digging into his throat, you know what boba does?

he finally, decades too late, comes to his senses. 

he’s like, “wtf are we doing here, man? don’t you have a family now? why are you still smuggling things, making enemies? why am i even still hunting you? i don’t even want you to die. wtf is wrong with us?!”

and han is like “goddamnit i fucking hate you”

what follows next is an absolutely ridiculous scene in which boba and han argue EXTENSIVELY about who has to put their blaster down first. the problem is, of course, that neither of them trusts the other enough to do so, and thus it’s a lot of, 

“put down your blaster and i promise i won’t shoot”

“no, you’re definitely lying. how about YOU put down your blaster and I won’t shoot”

“no, now YOU’RE lying.”

“look, how about we BOTH put down our blasters and then just run like hell”

“no way, you’d run me down”

“fuck’s sake, I’M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU”

“no, you definitely are”

etc.

AND THE STORY JUST. ENDS. WITHOUT ANY INDICATION THAT THEY EVER CAME UP WITH A SOLUTION. i’m willing to bet they both just stood there, in the middle of nowhere, blasters pressing into each others’ throats, until they collapsed from exhaustion. like, i bet leia happened upon the scene like half-a-day later to find these two idiots both collapsed in a heap on the ground. just. sighs heavily while dragging han back to the falcon. calls a space-uber for boba while she’s at it.

of course, there are other versions of the origin of their rivalry, but like. this is obviously the superior one, just for the sheer drama and ridiculousness of it.

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gdcee

I suddenly remember something in the Open Seasons comic.

Jaster Mereel never removes his helmet.

It's definitely not a thing that the other True Mandalorians do.

Maybe his personal belief system was more in line with what we see of the Tribe from The Mandalorian.

But imagine if that's the case. Jango probably never saw Jaster's face until he was dying.

And now I've made myself sad.

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withercrown

There's been a lot of posts about how Moff Gideon is appropriating Mandalorian culture that I've found extremely interesting. Even Giancarlo Esposito pointed out that this isn't just a matter of simple exploitation: he wants to be a Mandalorian.

"Moff Gideon would really like to be a Mandalorian, and there’s a reason for it. That’s his psychological, real problem. He really wants to be a Mandalorian because the strength and power of the Mandalorians is not necessarily that they are individuals. It’s that they are part of a group that have an ideal and a morality."

His new armor even has the ka'rta beskar on it, so it's really not just that he's stolen beskar alloy to make himself a cool set of armor: it is Mandalorian-style armor specifically. However, it's also armor based explicitly on the armor of Death Watch Maul loyalists.

It's reasonable to conclude that Moff Gideon would alike himself to Maul, an outsider who was able to inherit Mandalorian identity only through the possession of the darksaber. He would see Maul as a legitimizing path to Mandalorian-ness. I could easily see him idolizing Maul.

Bo-Katan - who rejected Maul instantly - would indeed be someone that Gideon would wish to destroy, but not by killing her. He once mocked Bo-Katan for needing the darksaber to legitimize herself, but his glee wasn't simple cruelty. He was delighted that she was legitimizing the darksaber itself, which in turn would legitimize him if he possessed it.

I think it's also telling that the episode goes out of its way for Din to say that no, the darksaber isn't important, and the belief that it is is a disservice to us. The darksaber isn't really what makes Bo-Katan a good leader.

Moff Gideon wants to be a Mandalorian, but like any fascist who appropriates another culture, he is only able to engage with the symbols and artifacts rather than engaging in a deep, life-long commitment to the culture and identity itself.

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redbean-nom

honestly hilarious how gideon did all that because he wants to be mandalorian when the mandalorians are possibly the easiest culture in the galaxy to join. literally all he had to do was show up and be like 'hello please adopt me' and there you go.

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Do you guys wanna know what I’ve been thinking about nonstop since my friend pointed this out?

Let us take a journey to The Mandalorian, Chapter 15. Here’s a look at our favorite ex-imperial from Space Boston, Mayfeld:

He looks as dashing as eve- wait a minute

Mayfeld was wearing this prisoner garb at the beginning of the episode:

And he and Cara went straight to the Slave I. Even if they made some stops before the ship took off, Mayfeld was arrested in season 1 wearing this:

So that begs the question, who gave him those clothes??? He is wearing them LITERALLY right after the ship launches, and you can see the ship rotate in the background. SO, the options:

Cara- she was picked up out of the blue similarly, so she likely didn’t have anything to give him

Din- poor thing only has the clothes on his back (i’m still not over the space honda civic’s death….)

Fennec- has worn the same outfit for literally 27 years; this is out of her realm

There is only one possible solution, and that is the fashion god himself, lover of scarves, man of many pockets, king of color coordination–

BOBA!

THOSE ARE LIKELY BOBA’S CLOTHES!

(so obviously I had to draw casual Boba)

anyways my 2 braincells were thinking about Boba in casual clothes for a week and a half and I could not rest until I drew him

I hope you enjoyed this revelation as much as I did and I hope to god this means we’ll get to see more outfits because I am so READY FOR IT

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adding that those are definitely bobas clothes because nobody else wears those sorts of scarves

(also important to note that fennec is half a foot shorter than mayfeld and also does not own anything more than din currently does after getting shot. on the other hand din is the closest in height but is probably already borrowing boba's clothes after his own got blown up)

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