I feel asleep!!!

god i hate that all the 3 restaurants within walking distance are all closed. what do you mean kfc closes at fucking 9pm on a friday. are you guys afraid of money or something

traversing the dangerous highway that cuts through the middle of town to obtain some dominos

some guy yelled "you suck" at me from his car while i was walking home w my pizza. whatever man

Oh it’s personal now.

new favorite hate anon decided i had "gone silent" by not responding to god-knows-what reply and asked "what happened to the strength of your convictions?" i've been repeating it to myself all day it's my new favorite thing. hey you stopped posting, what happened to the strength of your convictions? your convictions were so strong bro

*drops a fork* ugh what happened to the strength of my convictions

*coughing after a hit* what happened to the strength of my convictions

i just came while still searching for exactly the right smut. what HAPPENED to the STRENGTH of my CONVICTIONS

It's been over a month since you last reblogged this post. What happened to the strength of your convictions?

The Handler: Eee-yikes! Looks like this Monster is the real Hunter! We better move fast if we still want to be Borne of this World, or else we'll be put on Ice!

The Sinister Nargacuga:

The Demon’s Souls remake sucks ass

can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

you're cancelled, btw

yeah yeah yeah tell me somethin i don’t know

in paper mario the thousand year door, you can buy a hot dog outside the glitz pit for 10 coins. it restores 5hp and 5fp.

yeah yeah yeah tell me somethin i already know

to move at will, you can use the limbs of your body, along with the surface of the earth, and the force of gravity that pushes those two things together. with the friction generated by this contact, you can propel yourself forward by several different methods including walking, running, crawling, rolling, dragging, climbing, pushing, pulling, or jumping.

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

every time I see some bigshot scientist revealed as a fraud my knee-jerk reaction is "hell yeah elisabeth bik got 'em good" AND IM RIGHT

SHE NEVER QUITS!!!!

ICONIC!!!!

> Elisabeth Bik is on patreon <

She is not directly paid for her work to vet papers, she has been hit with legal action & death threats by scientists who hate that she's exposing them and their financial fraud, and she keeps at it every single day, combing through thousands of papers to make science more fair. Please consider supporting her!

The secret fourth kind is 'we applied a standard theory to their map of every tree and got some suspicious results.'

Three Kinds of Research [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

i just bought the hat

the hat has arrived

Love in its purest form

This is so good.