'To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.'
Or: Sir Andy's illustrated ten step guide to eating a banana
Step one: find yourself in dire need of energy in the third set of a dramatic, draining match and therefore with no other choice but to reach for a banana
Step two: stare at the banana in disgust
Step three: try to open the banana
Step four: give up and throw the banana away
Step five: remember that you're Andy Murray and don't know the meaning of 'giving up' and reach for another banana
Step six: (see step three)
Step seven: get banana goo on your hand and stare at it in disgust before remembering there's a towel on your lap to wipe it off
Step eight: you may have to open this banana lengthwise but you're still not giving up
Step nine: it is now time to actually peel the banana like a normal person
Step ten: murder the banana
Challenge: Try to complete all steps before the umpire calls 'time'.