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Joanna. 35. polish. avid reader, sometimes writer, all around nerd. would die for baby yoda. a study in hyperfixations. she/her. ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/hothcouture
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mrnicholas

Looks like we have the go ahead to post our contributions to the Dorian artbook. Here’s mine. :) I hope you guys like it. Looking back though I really wish I’d have gone with a closer shot like my other Dorian piece. :/ Hindsight.

I really want to thank everyone that helped to make this project a success. All the people behind it’s creation as well as the people that supported it. Thanks to everyone it was a huge success and I only hope that it did some good. I only wish I could have done more or better because I think my piece pales in comparison to the others in the book. <3 I got my pdf copy of the book and all the artists really knocked it out of the park. Thank you guys so much for your hard work and thank you David Gaider for writing our forward. It meant the world.

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moghedien

the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:

  • The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason
  • the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want
  • this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider
  • a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf
  • a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies
  • an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along
  • an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group
  • a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you
  • a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that
  • A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats

And the optional:

  • Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game
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ishouldgay

Yall ever remember how fucking weird Dragon Age: Origins was ? You have the dragon blood cult, a insane lady wispering a poem about cannibals to you before she kills herself, after which you fight monster who is made of tits, and who can forget when you had to get involved in a feud between a talking tree and crazy nut guy who lived in the woods

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about Dragon Age: Origins to dispute it

These are all accurate

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I just realized that in the jumble of lore present in Dragon Age there is one thing that seems to be pretty constant: blood provides power.

We knew this already with blood magic of course and were told in origins that lyrium or blood were the catalysts of powerful magic.

But now we know that lyrium is also blood.

(Just some food for thought!)

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inquirens

maybe the real blood mages were the templars we met along the way

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ekjohnston

BLOOD MAGIC HAS ALWAYS BEEN FINE AS LONG AS THE CHANTRY WAS CONTROLLING IT THAT’S WHY THEY HAVE PHYLLACTERIES ANDRASTE IS FINE BUT THE CHANTRY NEEDS TO DIE IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

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honestly the da2 companions are just so juicy. so crunchy. you’ve got an escaped slave squatting in his ex-master’s mansion full of corpses and he’s got glowing tattoos and he sometimes uses them to reach into people’s chests and rip out their hearts???? isabela straight up sank a slave ship on purpose. the first time you meet her she asks you to come be her backup for a duel she fully expects to go way wrong. you’ve got this doctor posessed by a literal spirit of justice who compels him to do things like set up a free clinic in the sewers and not drink and blow up a church. the classic “ooh cute girl OH SHIT SHE’S CONSORTING WITH DEMONS” there’s an ex-fuckboy who is now a monk but still does shit like help you break into locked chests and he’s scottish and he will declare war on you. the first time you see aveline she tackles a darkspawn punches it in the face several times then decapitates it then she straight up uncovers a conspiracy in the kirkwall guard and ousts the former captain like nbd??? and then there’s the dude who’s like nah not badass enough still gotta embellish every goddamn thing i tell anyone about these people and there’s your baby sib :)

the only inquisition companion who can even hold a candle to these bitches is sera who sends you on an elaborate scavenger hunt and dramatically cutting into a fight and stealing a bunch of underwear and if you romance her you can shave a cuss word into your pubes as a gift to her and you’re not even allowed to LIKE HER????? who dropped the golden ass line “i made you a hat but it looked like shit so i drew corefyshit’s face on it and now everybody’s hitting it with sticks”????!?!??!?!? who the fuck are we supposed to like in this fucking game oh wise biowario??? the egg????? huh??? is a silly little egg man who lectures me for hours on end about archaeology supposed to light a fire in my cold dead heart????!???! fuck you. 

no frivolous bullshit like “production value”””” can measure up to how everybody in da2 is just so chaotic buckwild off the shits! and that’s not even touching the protagonist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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