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Happy birthday king
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wayne family adventures + text posts: batman edition
its my bisexual right to make superbat and batcat jokes in the same post. btw.
+bonus alfred (tw suicide joke)
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My country might blow itself up but it’s fine. Here’s Damian with a vote sticker slapped on.
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heavy rubble clean up goes smoothly. batman's a little hot and bothered about that
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Gotham has so many rogues and most of them don’t actually cause that much trouble in the grand scheme of things, so other than the really big ones, like joker, news about Gotham rogues can get pretty muddled outside the city which leads the JL to believing that Batman and Manbat are the same person and that their colleague sometimes turns into a giant bat monster but they don’t bring it up bc they think it’s a sensitive topic
Which eventually leads to a scenario like this mid combat when they’re getting pretty desperate:
Green Lantern: I know we’re not supposed to talk about it or whatever, but it would be really helpful if you could turn into a giant bat right now, spooky
Batman, having zero context for this comment, pausing mid fight to look at Hal like he just grew a second head: What the fuck are you talking about, Jordan?
Green Lantern, suddenly much less confident: Um…you know how you…turn into a giant bat?
Batman, utterly bewildered, turning to the other members but finding that he is clearly the only one out of the loop: what is happening right now
hiding this in the tags????
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Anonymous asked:
Honestly with the amount of magic in the dc universe if Jason ever actually wanted to avoid the bats he could just arrange to get a magical restraining order against them. Like what’s Batman gonna do? Beat him until he gives up the spell? he can’t even get within three blocks of him. Sorry bruce you see I magically enchanted my portion of the city so you actually can’t enter. It also provides his chance to move the border half a meter once a month just to be petty.
Jason doing the magical equivalent of drawing a large red line around his portion of gotham the only issue is when bruce calls up Zatanna to make his own magical barrier so now bruce can't enter half of gotham and Jason can't enter the other half and they're both very pissed about it
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A lot of people liked the :0 Damian on my last doodle page but one person called it popcat Damian and I knew what had to be done. He’s just a little man, anyway this was super fun and I probably should’ve done beast world Damian (maybe I’ll redraw it w that version idk)
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No anatomy just darkness
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Are YOU keeping your chicks warm through the winter? Why we should take notes from Bats on childcare
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they are PROFESSIONALS!!! of course theyve never had batnaps at the batcomputer!
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Tim: Hood is my emotional support brother
Duke: Red hood the crime lord who put heads in a duffel bag is your emotional support?!
Tim: Well the emotion he supports is rage
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Belonging
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Another picture of the BAT-family!!! Bruce will make them all fit under his wings if it’s the last thing he does.