Loki arriving in full villain armour since he’s a regular menace to the avengers: I am Thor’s emergency contact

Nurse: And you’re here to pick him up?

Loki: *sighs*

Loki: yes, I’m here to pick him up

I adore these tags

Thor and loki getting brunch before work, then two hours later trying to kill each other cus now its work hours

They shake hands at the end of some battle and congratulate each other on ‘doing well’ and ‘fair game’

“’Thor this ISNT A FOOTBALL MATCH!!’’’ ‘’’but man of iron he fought valiantly and even succeeded in his aims!’’’ ‘’’dont man-of-iron me just stop patting each other on the back while you’ve still got fresh wounds!!’’’‘’’I would not wish to be a bad sport…’’’ (Tags via @worstloki​)

Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BATTLE ISN’T A SPORT????!! :O

Also consider Thor getting injured BECAUE OF LOKI but Loki still being called in as his emergency contact.

Slow down bröther

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and they’re like “Hang on you’ve been doing this for like. Seven years.” and he’s like “Haha crazy right? Anyway it’s too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18”

YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if it’s fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because I’ve been around the block voice* “I’m thirty, and—” and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasn’t reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* “You’re how many”

Okay but…them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasn’t alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didn’t exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc

The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.

It’s when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.

Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.

Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.

Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so he’s going to say something like, “Rosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,” immediately followed by, “I woulda thumped him good,” and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at King’s College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vague “I’m listening” noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasn’t that much of a stretch.

There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.

captain america pushing a get out the vote campaign: ‘spiderman did you vote’

spider’man’ at 16: uhhhh so about that 

“I…can’t.” “I see. That’s why it’s so important to restore voting rights to felons.”

That’s made funnier by the fact that I feel like Steve’s natural assumption would be that Spiderman’s a non-citizen, so him jumping straight to felon is like, Peter just has such strong criminal vibes.

Steve: What’d you go in for?

Peter, panicking: Jaywalking!

Steve: This prison pipeline needs to stop.

I appear to have accidentally started Discourse

maybe I'll make a part 2?

like imagine thor finding out humans can survive a 15,000 ft fall if their parachute malfunctions but if they hit their head at a certain angle a few foot fall can kill them

bruce: ppl can die from getting scratched by a rusty nail but there was also a guy who amputated his own arm with a pocket knife after being trapped by a boulder for six days

thor:

bruce, who had just finished explaining That Time in college when he was super drunk and fell down three flights of stairs without sustaining any injury: that was around the time my aunt died from scrapping her hand on a rusty nail bc her tetanus shot wasn’t up to date

thor:

Bruce: Humans have been observed to flip a car to the side by themselves to save someone who’s trapped underneath. 

Bruce, 1 minute later: Thor, can you help me? This flower pot is so heavy. 

Thor:

I love getting dragged.

He starts off on top and it only gets better from there.

the accuracy of this video is scary but also so funny.

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god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

Villain Origin Story

god imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in to “Peter! Are you even listening to me???” and looking him in the eye and being like “I’m completely immune at this point. You can’t even touch me.” and walking the fuck away

canon.

the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport

Pretty much at this point

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Did they use the Hugh Dancy pose for this? Is it like a global meme affecting all fandoms now?

Hugh Dancy memes all

Has…has this ever happened? Has a meme from one fandom influenced another like this?

SPIDER-MAN CONFIRMED FOR AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR

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