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I made a thing….
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Bart: So your half Superman-half Lex Luther right?
Kon, grumbling: yes.
Bart: Does that mean you’re genetically predisposed to loosing your hair?
Kon:
Bart:
*4 hours Later*
Kon: What do you mean you don’t know how he lost his hair?
Tim: I mean I’ve been through 20 years of articles and none of them mention it. There’s like a five year gap between the last picture of him with hair and his first appearance bald.
Kon: Tim, you’re one of the world’s greatest detectives, I need you to find out how he lost his hair.
Tim: Why does it-
Kon: I can’t be bald, Tim!
Tim:
Tim: You could call and ask-
Kon: I’d rather go bald, thanks.
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Belonging
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Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki
Source: twitter.com
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A day later:
this is so unserious
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juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!
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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.
I mean, technically it’s true
Lux Luthor: I did not have sexual relations with Superman, I simply stole his DNA and created a child from it without his consent
Everyone in Metropolis: