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Comprehending Reading

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I'm updating my old pinned post because it was silly but not especially informative.

I use the queue to spread out my posts. Currently, I have 1 post queued a day. I do post when I feel like it though.

If you want to call my attention to certain posts, I ask you to either send me an ask with a link to the post or tag me. You can also send me a PM if you want. I will say that there are a multitude of reasons I might not end up doing any given post, requested or not.

As for asks, feel free to send me them. I probably won't post a reply or anything (depending on the content obviously), but I appreciate them.

I do check blog descriptions, pinned posts, and the post itself for pronouns. If someone's pronouns aren't in any of those three spots, then I use they/them.

Also I'm adding this to my pinned post because people have sent me asks about it: feel free to do whatever you want with my additions. I don't really care, unless you're using them to be mean. Make answering sideblogs. Reblog months-old posts. I don't mind.

Now for tags:

#reading comprehension questions — posts or reblogs that contain reading comprehension questions written by me.

#not reading comprehension questions — posts or reblogs that do not contain reading comprehension questions. I can't imagine using this in a reblog but it's a possibility.

#request — someone somehow alerted me to the post I reblogged.

#self post — any posts that are about myself and/or the blog.

#ask — any posts responding to asks sent to me.

#extra post — any post or reblog not posted as part of the queue

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Check for understanding:

  1. How many posts leave the queue per day?
  2. What are the three ways that you can send a request for a post I should cover?
  3. How likely am I to answer any asks you send?
  4. Without looking at the tags on this post, what tags do you think I put on it? What led you to that answer?
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I figured I should clarify the purpose of this poll, now that it has expired.

I knew, obviously, that posting this question to my followers would—unsurprisingly—overrepresent my followers. The honest truth is that I don't really care that much what other people think. If they think I'm unfunny or annoying or mean or whatever, that's fine. We can go our seperate ways.

I've become increasingly uncomfortable with the idea that there could be people that follow this blog because they think I am mean, and it's heartening to see that that's not why the majority of you are here

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Every time I eat less salt for a while I’m like wow I feel better what is this wizardry and then I get distracted and start eating more salt again and I’m like damn I feel like someone’s shoved chewing gum into my machinery I wonder why that is

Are you just eating straight salt????? Bro???

You know the funny thing about being on tumblr as long as I have is that I know from experience that there’s genuinely no way of knowing if this is a joke or a genuine leap in logic that someone made

I mean, I eat table salt by pouring a little in my hand and lapping it up 🤷

I’m not talking about that and I can’t believe I have to clarify this

Check for understanding:

  1. What is OP's initial post about? Why might they have made it?
  2. How does thecactisaurus interpret the post?
  3. Why is there "genuinely no way of knowing if this is a joke or a genuine leap in logic that someone made?"
  4. Is castielwasthefirsttemptation's method of eating salt typical? How do most people consume salt?
  5. What is the reason that OP made the final reblog? What is he trying to communicate?
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Alright! I've got all the matchups in place. This is going to be spread out between this post and 3 other reblogs of it to get around the mention limit. Maybe I'll render these all nice and pretty one day. Maybe...

Matches will be between the blogs next to each other. For instance, @hellsitegenetics and @orca-detector will be matched up, then the winner will go against whoever wins from the @postanagramgenerator and @amongus-text-detector match and so on. You get the picture. Any odd-numbered blog will be against the one below it, and any even-numbered blog will be against the one above it.

Side 1, Part 1

  1. @hellsitegenetics
  2. @orca-detector
  3. @postanagramgenerator
  4. @amongus-text-detector
  5. @jesus-holding-your-fave
  6. @stereosexuals-daily
  7. @cookieclickercookieeater
  8. @same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day
  9. @reallybadblackoutpoems
  10. @word-problem-posting
  11. @cantheywinthehungergames
  12. @official-boob-posts
  13. @ofishal-fish-posts
  14. @mammalidentifier
  15. @latinare
  16. @duothelingo
  17. @doyoulikethissong-poll
  18. @thoughts-of-eel
  19. @colourpickingpride
  20. @soniclesbianflags
  21. @cantheykillmacbeth
  22. @sealsdaily
  23. @one-time-i-dreamt
  24. @the-magenta-painter
  25. @the-haiku-bot
  26. @identifying-spacecraft-in-posts
  27. @littleguysdaily
  28. @can-they-lift-thors-hammer
  29. @official-linguistics-post
  30. @libraryofbabel-postlocator
  31. @i-say-ok
  32. @i-make-things-into-faces

also hi. I'm not going to post about this any further but is ongoing

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ratcandy

we just keep naming bugs like this

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jakecolon3

[ID: three screenshots of the Google side panel for three different insects: confused flour beetle, diabolical ironclad beetle, and pleasing fungus beetle.]

[ID: A screenshot of a post reply made by @/monster-ultra-siesta-mango which reads, "8yo me playing scribblenauts"]

Check for understanding:

  1. How do we "just keep naming bugs" like?
  2. Why did spaghet4life post a screenshot of this post reply?
  3. What is "Scribblenauts?" How does it relate to this post?
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1hoverman0k

(homemade beer forum help thread)

New PM from Moderator:

The question you asked is identical to a clay tablet found buried in Iran from 3200 BCE. This thread has thereby been locked and your account has been suspended permanently.

Check for understanding:

  1. What is the purpose of the parenthetical text at the beginning?
  2. How is this post framed?
  3. Is it reasonable to expect someone to know about the existence of this ancient clay tablet?
  4. Is it reasonable to permanently suspend someone's account for asking a question identical to the buried clay tablet?
  5. Discuss with a mutual: why do you think OP made this post?
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I noticed you put out a post about sharing fundraisers, would you mind sharing one from a young family in Gaza?

https://www.tumblr.com/ahmedarahaf2023/756393006903558144/help-me-and-my-two-young-children-ahmed-and-rahaf?source=share

This is his blog, but he does not speak english (but translating apps should work if you want to ask him stuff). He is in contact with a friend of mine, her handle here is @drschnauzer and she has done much of the vetting and helped Ibrahim move to tumblr aswell. If you can, thank you, if you can't, that's ok too.

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This post is a bit of a different situation than the others, but from what I can tell this is legitimate. Here is the link contained in the ask, as a hyperlink:

I will say that this fundraiser has not been verified by anyone (as far as I could tell) except for the person who sent the ask and the account that was tagged, but this could easily be explained by the fact that it seems to be very obscure. Either way, I encourage you to exercise caution.

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I am Leen from Palestine, Gaza, and I need help to get out of the war. We have a war of death and hunger for the sake of my children. I ask you to help me with any amount of money or help me publish the account

It is not easy for me to ask for help, but I lost everything. Do not hesitate to help me. $15 or $10. A little helps ‏,I hope you and your family are well.Can you help me Share Or Replog the post my Family on account? 🙏

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Hello, 👋

I hope you are well. 🌷

My family and I are facing very difficult circumstances due to the war, and we urgently need help to save them.

I am seeking funding for our campaign, and your assistance whether through sharing our story or donating can make a significant difference. Simple actions like reposting this message or contributing can be a lifeline for my family.

Please, help us in any way possible.

Your support will give us hope and strength during these challenging times.

My children need your donations.🙏

Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 🙏❤️

With utmost gratitude,

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Hello My Freind 🌹

I want your support My house was destroyed and I am currently living in a tent with my children 😞

My Mom and Dad who suffer from chronic diseases, They need urgent medical care and medications that are not available 💔

Please help my family by donating or reblog my campaign is going very slowly 🙏🍉

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This campaign has been verified by several sources, and is quite far away from its goal.

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I'm writing to you with a full of hope that you will support me 🙏

My family is in great danger due to the war, and I try to use a GoFundMe campaign to escape with them from the war...

Could you help me by sharing my story? 😥🙏🙏

Every reblog or donate or share can make a difference in my family's life 🙏

Thank you for your kindness support 🌷

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Help my family. War is devastating. There is nothing left to live. No schools, no universities, no home, and no dreams. All dreams have been shattered. I hope for help before it is too late

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I did see people say that this one is a scam, however it is number 176 on this spreadsheet of verified fundraisers and the link there is the same as the one shared on this blog, which implies that this is not a scammer pretending to be this person. Either way, this fundraiser is somewhat close to its goal.

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Hello 👋 🤗,

I hope you are well 🌺.

I am writing to you with a heart full of hope and faith, asking for your urgent help. My family is in great danger due to the war, and I am running a fundraising campaign to save them.

Please, could you reblog the post about my campaign on my account? Every share can make a difference in my family's life. 🙏

Note:My old Tumblr account was deactivated💔, and I need your support again♥️.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for any help you can provide. 🌹🌺

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