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raz's quick fix fics

unpredictable masterlist (Ian Malcolm x OFC multi-chaptered fic - ongoing)

currently musing for: Wade Wilson, Betelgeuse, Simon Riley, Captain John Price, Negan (will also write other characters though)

fandoms are in alphabetical order (Bad Samaritan, Beetlejuice, The Boys, Broadchurch, Call of Duty, Deadpool, Doctor Who, Good Omens, House of The Dragon, Jurassic Park, Marvel, Our Flag Means Death, Primeval, Prodigal Son, Secret Smile, Six of Crows/Shadow and Bone, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, X-Men)

current anons: 💙 ⭐️ 🍓 🕷 🦘🪷 🐝 🛐 🫶 🍃 🍞🐢🌒🎀🌈🐬🐍🍿🌌🐉🥐🐇🏅

kia ora, e hoa (hi, friend!)

i have written a quick fix fic for bobby before- you can find it here

Hey besties- quick PSA

Im not going to be super active for the next three weeks as im going my first proper solo vacation! Im heading to New Zealand for 3 weeks leaving tomorrow morning!

I’ll still be around for you to chat with, send asks and requests to- I just won’t be writing much while I’m gone. But I’m super appreciative of your reads, kudos and support and feel free to spam me with requests for my return!

Ily guys ❤️

Discord Interest Poll:

Might be fun to get to know some of you and make some friends in our own little community. : )

Done! You've been added to the tag list, lovely!

hello i have THOUGHTS pls enjoy them bestie

A Little Passion (Beetlejuice Drabble)

Betelgeuse x GN!Reader / 18+ ONLY / requests are open

Summary: All you want to see is some goddamn passion- is that too much to ask for?

Fic type: raunchy fluff

EVERYTHING: @winchxters @calliopesdiary @xxxsugarcyanidexxx

BEETLEJUICE: @im-eating-rn @little-missscare-all @onyxvogel-official (send an ask to be added to a tag list!)

Quick fix fix for you and your beautiful mind hehe

18+ only / fem!reader

BEETLEJUICE: @im-eating-rn @little-missscare-all @onyxvogel-official (send an ask to be added to a tag list!)

EVERYTHING: @winchxters @calliopesdiary @xxxsugarcyanidexxx

"What's that, huh? You wanna be a good girl for me?" Beej said, smirking down at you where you knelt between his legs. He sat stretched out and comfortable on his two-seater lounge. A filthy old thing, but he loved it just the same.

You nodded, running your painted nails down the length of his thighs, digging in a little in the places you knew drove him at least a little crazy.

"Y'know what t'say then, dont'cha, babe," he all but purred, reaching out to brush a cool thumb over your cheek.

"Yes daddy," you breathed out, entranced by the look on his face and the bulge you could see growing in his trousers.

"Attagirl," he replied, reaching to undo his belt and guide your mouth towards him.

"That's it, such a good girl f'me, baby. Be good f'daddy."

Bestie you're so in my good books for this AHAH

here you go

Cold Comforts (Beetlejuice Drabble)

Betelgeuse x GN!Reader / requests are open

Summary: You have a headache and Beej does his best to offer you some comfort.

Fic type: comfort, fluff

EVERYTHING: @winchxters @calliopesdiary @xxxsugarcyanidexxx

BEETLEJUICE: @im-eating-rn @little-missscare-all @onyxvogel-official (send an ask to be added to a tag list!)

You sure can bestie!

I'm planning on seeing it again this week/end if I can 👀 but this time in IMAX/GMAX hehe- anywho, you've been added to the tag list!

oh my gosh stop itttttttt 🙈 (im joking, pls dont- i crave validation)

The Beej brainrot has hit so fucking hard it's insane. I'm real iffy on his dialogue so I am loving that you think he's IC!

tysm <3