Bold of you to say we’re going to read it soon. But maybe we should finally commit.
-Kaz is Edward Cullen but not actually very old and always looks dapper af. Maybe he’s a teenager? Unclear.
-Kaz and Inej are probably the slowest burn but then they touch hands and everyone loses their mind about it or something
-Kaz stabs people for a living.
-Once he meets Inej he stabs people for a living for a good cause
-Inej is Lara Croft but probably barely legal
-Idk where Nina fits into this but she seems cool
-All of this takes place in a fantasy land that is not Amsterdam and probably is in the less exotic Western Hemisphere counterpart of where the Grisha books take place