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My short book review that basically tells you nothing but that you should read this series. haha. (my goodreads review for “the Raven King”)

I wanted to wait to review these books until I had finished them all. Yes they are all nice stories with their individual plots guiding them, but I became invested in the overarching story from the start. So this is a series review more than a single book review - though this book was in my top2 from the series. I loved it. Beginning middle and end - The Raven Boys to The Raven King. The characters, the location, the mystical elements, the fact that school kept getting in the way and the practical implications of needing to get something done with other commitments nagging at you. The idea that everyone has their own agendas. I understand that perhaps I am older than the intended audience, and even with that in mind the prose is written beautifully and the story is brought to life. I could see some of my advanced younger readers (10-11yr olds -from when I was teaching) reading this story and loving it. I could write so much about how I love these stories - but I really think you should read them and see for yourself.
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bookofmirth

"This can’t be the zombie apocalypse. I’m not caught up on my favorite shows.” Halloween 👻 prompt

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Here you go Renée, some nessian fluff.

AO3 | ACOTAR Halloween fanfics | under the cut is just a tag list!

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Nesta swished the tail of her costume in circles, eyes lazily taking in the room. She was familiar with Cassian’s apartment, had stumbled into it half-drunk, their lips crashing together in the dark plenty of times before. Her comfort with the place was born of half-remembered evenings and blurry mornings that smelled of bacon and coffee that Cassian would bring her in bed.

It was just that she preferred they hang out at her place. Nesta’s apartment was well-decorated, comfortable, and didn’t have any unidentifiable smells. But when Cassian told her he was going to take a while getting ready for Rhys and Feyre’s Halloween party, she’d had no choice but to meet him on the way or risk being late. Her costume was the work of a few minutes; a black bodysuit, a headband with pointy cat ears, and a belt that came complete with a tail were all she needed. Cassian’s costume, on the other hand, which he was being very hush hush about, was apparently requiring quite a lot of effort.

Nesta had let herself into the apartment and called out to him, but Cassian hadn’t walked out of the bathroom. She settled herself against the kitchen counter and asked how he was, which led into a tirade about how hard he was working to make his costume better than Rhys and Azriel’s.

“So I told Rhys,” he was saying, his voice rising so he was sure she could hear him, “That if he and Az wanted us to coordinate our outfits again, we’d need more time. This isn’t something we can do in a weekend. Plus, I think Feyre’s the type to want to match him.”

“What have you been in the past?” Nesta asked. She heard the water running, some shuffling of bottles and brushes on the countertop.

“Three Stooges. Rock, paper, and scissors. And have you seen the movie Human Centipede?”

Nesta shuddered. “No, but I don’t need any visuals, thanks.”

The water ran for a moment, there was some more shuffling, and Nesta waited for Cassian to step out into the hallway. Instead, she saw his hands, held aloft in front of him. They were crusted with brown and deep red paint. Next came his arms, covered in tattered brown cloth. Nesta stood up straight, her eyes widening. When Cassian finally stepped through the doorway, she knew why it had taken him so long to get ready.

He was a mess, head-to-toe. Nesta recognized the ripped pants from when he had helped Elain with yard work the spring before. His shirt was a flannel, from long before she had entered his life, and had apparently passed from useful into Halloween costume material. Some of the same brown and red paint was splattered across his chest, but his face was where the real work had gone in. The additions of gray and sickly green face paint gave him hollowed out cheekbones, deeper eye sockets, while the red created a particularly gruesome wound on his temple.

Cassian lurched forward, ramming his hand into a wall before turning, and cursed. “Oh shit, out of character.” He resumed his blank expression and let out a confused groan, stumbling towards Nesta. When he reached her, his arms fell to his sides and he broke out into a grin. “Ah, that feels weird,” he said, reaching up to gently touch the make-up around his mouth, then thinking better of it.

“This can’t be the zombie apocalypse, I’m not caught up on my favorite shows,” Nesta exclaimed.

Cassian raised an eyebrow. “What shows? Do you even own a tv?”

“I have a laptop, and The Alienist.”

Cassian waited.

“And Real Housewives of New York.”

“There it is,” Cassian said with a grin.

Nesta rolled her eyes. “Why do zombies walk with their arms out, anyway?” she asked. She grabbed her coat from where she had slung it over the back of a chair.

Cassian blinked. “You know, I’m not sure. Should I not?”

She patted the front of his shirt, admiring the work he had put into looking so decidedly undead. “Well if you’re going to be running into things all night, perhaps not.”

Cassian rubbed his fist. “Good thinking.”

“You look great, by the way,” Nesta said, smiling. Cassian leaned forward for a kiss and to wrap his arms around her, but she held her hand up. “But don’t get paint all over me.” The combination of a purely black outfit and Cassian’s paints meant that everyone would know exactly where he had touched her, and Nesta was never in the sort of mood to explain a handprint on her ass.

“Now let’s go, Feyre will be wondering where we are.” She lifted up on her toes and gave him a quick peck on the small spot of cheek where he had left bare skin, threw on her coat, all while Cassian continued to explain the nuances of how he, Rhys, and Azriel would decide which of them had the best costume that year.

*****

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Hahaha I love it!

Um so paper scissors rock started the laughing and then !! Then!! OMG human centipede had me laughing so hard. 😂😂 thank you Leslie!!

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i want! to sit! in a lap! and i want! to hold! a hand!!!!!

do they have to be attached 

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aya-080

I love your need to make everything cute sounds creepy I love that

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seb-vit

Well… It’s funny how you can make everything sound creepy/wrong but the things that you like

Make this creepy:

Skittles are very good

it depends where you put them

you challenged a god

Make this creepy:

Despacito Despacyeeto

An instrumental cover of a well-known song plays from another room. It starts slow, rhythm inconsistent, like a child struggling with a hand-played music box. It is the unmistakable tune of Despacito, played on an old circus organ. You open your eyes slowly and squint up at a single, flickering bulb. Your head aches. How did you get here? 

The music throbs against the bathroom’s crumbling tile walls. You are standing in front of a ceramic sink, the bowl chipped and yellowed with age. You have no memory of this place. The music speeds up. Your hands are stained with something dark and rotting. A strange taste lingers in your mouth. How did you get here?

You lean towards the mirror. Your face is haggard, your eyes bloodshot. 

Your reflection leans forward and whispers, “Despacito” 

can you do 

i like wearing glasses

Most people have never seen me without my glasses. I wear them all the time. All day, at home, in bed, even in the bath sometimes. I pretty much only take them off to shower or sleep. And even then I keep them within arm’s reach.  

I got my first pair in middle school, and it changed my life. I’ve switched styles plenty of times over the years. Right now I own three pairs, not including my backups and prescription sunglasses. I’m always paranoid about losing or breaking the ones I’m wearing.

Most people would be surprised to find out my eyesight isn’t even that bad. Really I only need corrective lenses for distance. I could manage most things without them. But I like wearing glasses.

Not that it can’t be frustrating at times. Eyeglasses are always getting smudged or dirty. I have to clean mine constantly. They’re fragile, and can be scratched or bent. They fall off, go askew, steam up, and collect water drops when it rains. You have to keep a protective case on hand, and a soft cloth, and glass cleaner. They can be a lot of trouble.

Honestly, contact lenses would be so much more convenient.

I did try to switch, once. I bought a box of those new disposable contacts. And it was great at first—just put them on and go. It was freeing. My eyes adjusted quickly—no itching or redness. It didn’t even feel that strange, not having something on my face for the first time in years.

I really thought they were going to work. They didn’t, in the end. Maybe it’s something about the material, the difference between actual glass versus whatever polymer the contacts were made from. Maybe it has to do with lens shape, or distance. Maybe it’s even just psychological—something to do with the fact that glasses just feel more protective. I had hoped now that I was older, perhaps I wouldn’t need protection. Perhaps they wouldn’t come after me the way they did when I was a child. I was wrong.

Glasses stop the dark things from moving, you see. If I don’t wear them, I start seeing the things again. Out of the corners of my eyes. In the shadows of the room. Glasses are the only thing I’ve found that keeps them still. 

And that’s important. Because you see, the things aren’t just moving—they’re moving closer.

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nyamafriend

Gaud it’s past 1 am p l e a s e

I REFUSE TO BE CONTAINED

how the hell is the hand and the lap not connected creepy? does n-one on this sight have more than one emotionally supportive friend?

well hopefully they’re attached to something

Like the emotionally supportive monster living under the bed

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