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Helion and Nesta brotp

But seriously: Helion introducing Nesta to his libraries where they bond over books and rant to each other anytime a book character does something stupid. 

Seriously people, stop, I don’t need yet another ship. I have back-up ships, secondary back-up ships, the world has gone to shot back-up ships. Now you people are adding fluffy cute back-up ships.

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vannserra

@sparkleywonderful think of them as lifeboats on your ships just in case 😂

@vannserra I just wrote a drabble, we’re beyond life boat.

@sparkleywonderful okay but Helion is in the middle of a very important meeting with the various officials of the Day Court’s major cities and everyone flinches as the centuries old doors to Helion’s meeting room slam against the walls and Nesta Archeron storms in, a fury in her eyes that hasn’t been seen since the Cauldron was forced to give her control over death itself. Exactly three seconds of silence, and then Helion’s lips curl upwards. He barely shields in time as the leather bound folio flung from those clenched fingers collides with what would have been his nose. “YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS A HAPPY ENDING YOU BASTARD”

@vannserra Helion is a little surprised. He had sent her two books and the story did have a happy ending. “Nesta, how is they lived happily ever after not a happy ending?” “Helion, did we read the same book?” “Nesta, did you read both books I sent?” “No.” “Go read the second book. It’s what we call a series.” Nesta windows back to the night court, picks up the second book. Dammit, he was right it was a happy ending.

@tinyxancientxone Cassian cannot find Nesta anywhere. He’s looked in every library, bookstore and reading nook he knows of. Nesta is missing. He soon finds Feyre to ask where her sister is. “Last time I say her she was muttering at a book, cursing the author, it was quite comical until she said that she was going to hurt the bastard and winnowed.” “So she’s killing Helion?” “One would assume.” He shook his head, “I’d be jealous, but he invokes her wrath more often than I do. And it’s incredibly cute watching an irritated Nesta.”

@vannserra @sparkleywonderful Helion barely has a moment to register Nesta barging into his room before he was flung against his bookshelf “The happy ending was not satisfactory. I need another book to this so called series” she says angrily. Helion laughs before he says “My dear Nesta, There are only two books. That”s the end” he shrugs. At his comment he sees a new fire ignite in her eyes “Then. Write. Another. One” she grits out before she sits him at his desk while snapping her fingers causing a writing quill and a stack of pages to appear. She crosses her arms and nods at the stack “Now” and she proceeds to sit on his bed as he stares at her dumbfoundedly and she gestures once more at the desk, obviously annoyed.  

@vannserra @sparkleywonderful and @fucking-winchester-trash Helion writes tirelessly throughout the day long after Nesta has returned back to Velaris. And when he finally finishes the book he winnows to the Night Court and trudges up to Nesta’s room. Helion opens her door to see the female sitting at her desk writing what would perhaps be another letter to check on the process of the book. Helion places the bound pages on her desk and falls into an exhausted heap on her bed before succumbing to sleep. Nesta silently devours the book in one sitting as Helion snores on her bed. By the time she turns the last page Helion has woken up from his slumber.

“Helion this was incredible! You’re such an amazing writer! And I have to admit those *ahem* romantic moments were done quite well. Although I should have expected that from your experience.”

“Well of course my knowledge in love and passion would serve me perfectly in this case…also did you enjoy how I added two new characters?” 

“Oh yes! The Illyrian and the queen were a nice touch! But by the final chapter their relationship was never clear.” Nesta’s sigh fills the room. She really had grown attached to those characters and wanted to know if they would ever be together

“I suppose you’ll have to read my next book to find out what happens to them,” Helion smirks from the bed.

@modernbookfae @sparkleywonderful @fucking-winchester-trash Helion was one hundred percent joking when he said this because hey he’s got a sizeable chunk of Prythian to run, but Nesta has other plans. The next morning he walks into his office and nearly incinerates the intruder hunched over his desk, except… “Nesta?” Her head whips up, and Helion doesn’t think he’s imagining the wildness in her eyes just because he’s still startled from her sudden appearance. “I’ve finished the paperwork, you have plenty of time to write today.” “I… you aren’t allowed to be in here. Those are private Day Court documents!” “I’ll be back this afternoon to look over what you’ve got so far.”

Bringing this back because I just saw a nesta + helion brotp and I instantly thought of this post!

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Helain: A Crackship Poem

Dedicated to the lovely @canitwaitforabit who had me crying laughing with this shitpost of a crackship. Let me make this clear… This is a joke, guys. Don’t take it too seriouslyyyyy!

Once upon time, there once lived a princess that was fair and kind; With soft brown eyes and garden filled with all the flowers that you could find. Elain was her name and she was beloved by all. Especially that prince of fall. But her heart belonged to someone else. It wasn’t Lucien with his auburn hair glowing. It wasn’t Azriel with his curious shadows flowing. And it CERTAINLY was not that Graysen with his stupid iron ring showing. Her fella was quite the lover some would say. After all, he was the High Lord of Day. His smile and laugh caused her a thousand sighs. But a glimpse under his toga, and she was wet between the thighs. Was it wrong to marry the father of her Mate? Perhaps, but they had already set the wedding date. Lucien is crying. Azriel is spying. Elain could only smile and say; “Call me High Lady of Day.”

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But friends…

Mor is a lot older than Lucien. Why is everyone grossed out by her sleeping with Helion. Because he’s a dad? They’re all super old. She needed dick. She got it. Sometimes old dick works too. Like Rhys. Like I’m not personally into old dick. Or any dick at all right now. But ya know. Girl got hers and I’m not judging.

Sometimes I wonder if I was drunk when I wrote things like this.

People were grossed out about that? I just thought an apollo like god sleeping with a Aphrodite type goddess. It’s a beautiful thing. Because they are beautiful.

Oh I feel I have to add tho, that after Mor came out I felt saddened by it all. The whole thing, It just makes my heart break.

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But friends…

Mor is a lot older than Lucien. Why is everyone grossed out by her sleeping with Helion. Because he’s a dad? They’re all super old. She needed dick. She got it. Sometimes old dick works too. Like Rhys. Like I’m not personally into old dick. Or any dick at all right now. But ya know. Girl got hers and I’m not judging.

Sometimes I wonder if I was drunk when I wrote things like this.

People were grossed out about that? I just thought an apollo like god sleeping with a Aphrodite type goddess. It's a beautiful thing. Because they are beautiful.

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decided to upload them all together ^^ 

High lords of Prythian from a court of thorns and roses series by @sjmaas 

Rhysand (night court)

Helion (day court)

Thesan (dawn court)

Tamlin (spring court)

Tarquin (summer court)

Beron (autumn court)

Kallias (winter court) 

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Helion Headcanon:

Contrary to what Rhys believes, Helion actually knows damn well that Lucien is his son. He has no heart to claim him, knowing it could prompt Beron to harm or even kill the Lady of Autumn.

When she finally leaves Beron or he is killed by Eris (more likely), Lucien will come home to the Townhouse to find Helion in the dining room decked out in everything “World’s Greatest Dad” (hat, shirt, mug, tattoo, even a banner behind him) and very seriously say “Lucien, we need to talk.”

This

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Helion and Nesta brotp

But seriously: Helion introducing Nesta to his libraries where they bond over books and rant to each other anytime a book character does something stupid. 

Seriously people, stop, I don’t need yet another ship. I have back-up ships, secondary back-up ships, the world has gone to shot back-up ships. Now you people are adding fluffy cute back-up ships.

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vannserra

@sparkleywonderful think of them as lifeboats on your ships just in case 😂

@vannserra I just wrote a drabble, we’re beyond life boat.

@sparkleywonderful okay but Helion is in the middle of a very important meeting with the various officials of the Day Court’s major cities and everyone flinches as the centuries old doors to Helion’s meeting room slam against the walls and Nesta Archeron storms in, a fury in her eyes that hasn’t been seen since the Cauldron was forced to give her control over death itself. Exactly three seconds of silence, and then Helion’s lips curl upwards. He barely shields in time as the leather bound folio flung from those clenched fingers collides with what would have been his nose. “YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS A HAPPY ENDING YOU BASTARD”

@vannserra Helion is a little surprised. He had sent her two books and the story did have a happy ending. “Nesta, how is they lived happily ever after not a happy ending?” “Helion, did we read the same book?” “Nesta, did you read both books I sent?” “No.” “Go read the second book. It’s what we call a series.” Nesta windows back to the night court, picks up the second book. Dammit, he was right it was a happy ending.

@tinyxancientxone Cassian cannot find Nesta anywhere. He’s looked in every library, bookstore and reading nook he knows of. Nesta is missing. He soon finds Feyre to ask where her sister is. “Last time I say her she was muttering at a book, cursing the author, it was quite comical until she said that she was going to hurt the bastard and winnowed.” “So she’s killing Helion?” “One would assume.” He shook his head, “I’d be jealous, but he invokes her wrath more often than I do. And it’s incredibly cute watching an irritated Nesta.”

@vannserra @sparkleywonderful Helion barely has a moment to register Nesta barging into his room before he was flung against his bookshelf “The happy ending was not satisfactory. I need another book to this so called series” she says angrily. Helion laughs before he says “My dear Nesta, There are only two books. That”s the end” he shrugs. At his comment he sees a new fire ignite in her eyes “Then. Write. Another. One” she grits out before she sits him at his desk while snapping her fingers causing a writing quill and a stack of pages to appear. She crosses her arms and nods at the stack “Now” and she proceeds to sit on his bed as he stares at her dumbfoundedly and she gestures once more at the desk, obviously annoyed.  

@vannserra @sparkleywonderful and @fucking-winchester-trash Helion writes tirelessly throughout the day long after Nesta has returned back to Velaris. And when he finally finishes the book he winnows to the Night Court and trudges up to Nesta’s room. Helion opens her door to see the female sitting at her desk writing what would perhaps be another letter to check on the process of the book. Helion places the bound pages on her desk and falls into an exhausted heap on her bed before succumbing to sleep. Nesta silently devours the book in one sitting as Helion snores on her bed. By the time she turns the last page Helion has woken up from his slumber.

“Helion this was incredible! You’re such an amazing writer! And I have to admit those *ahem* romantic moments were done quite well. Although I should have expected that from your experience.”

“Well of course my knowledge in love and passion would serve me perfectly in this case…also did you enjoy how I added two new characters?” 

“Oh yes! The Illyrian and the queen were a nice touch! But by the final chapter their relationship was never clear.” Nesta’s sigh fills the room. She really had grown attached to those characters and wanted to know if they would ever be together

“I suppose you’ll have to read my next book to find out what happens to them,” Helion smirks from the bed.

@modernbookfae @sparkleywonderful @fucking-winchester-trash Helion was one hundred percent joking when he said this because hey he’s got a sizeable chunk of Prythian to run, but Nesta has other plans. The next morning he walks into his office and nearly incinerates the intruder hunched over his desk, except… “Nesta?” Her head whips up, and Helion doesn’t think he’s imagining the wildness in her eyes just because he’s still startled from her sudden appearance. “I’ve finished the paperwork, you have plenty of time to write today.” “I… you aren’t allowed to be in here. Those are private Day Court documents!” “I’ll be back this afternoon to look over what you’ve got so far.”

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