rayonfrozenwings reblogged
Headcanon about what Lucien and the Lonely Losers Club do for fun in their treehouse. I’m being factitious. No I’m not.
Haha yes perfect.
- It took a long time for them to decide on whether or not they needed a secret password to get into the treehouse
- Once they realized that no one would care but them, they decided no passwords would be necessary
- Oh, the amounts of alcohol they have consumed in that treehouse.
- Jurian thought he was too cool to get sick, but luckily Lucien kicked him out right before he made a mess (in the ass, kicked him literally in the ass)
- Vassa can drink them under the table without being affected, and Lucien and Jurian can’t figure out how she manages it
- The first time they all got high, Lucien got so paranoid that Elain would find out, like she would get high via the bond
- But then he realized how dumb that was and couldn’t stop laughing
- They have all discussed getting their first tattoos
- Jurian asked Lucien if he’s going to Elain’s name tattooed on
- Vassa smacked him in the arm “too soon, dude, too soon”
- Jurian might get a tattoo of an eyeball, for the irony
- Meanwhile, Vassa isn’t allowed to actually get a tattoo because Koschei is way too controlling for that to happen, but she has many, many plans for when they free her
- Vassa is only allowed in the treehouse when she is in her human form.
- Because duh. Firebird. Wood. Bad combo.
- Lucien made Vassa a nest in a nearby tree. She didn’t appreciate it.
- When they all get really drunk, they have their own people they like to talk about.
- When Lucien talks about Elain, it’s partly in wonder, partly in fear.
- Vassa just wants to be unattached, ffs. Enough of this relationship stuff for now, she wants to do her own thing for a few decades.
- Jurian is just annoyed that people think he never got over Miryam. He’s a grown man, damnit, he knows how to move on. But whatever, it served him well for a while.
- they all cry
- But what happens in the Treehouse, stays in the treehouse.
- They have called it Exile in Faeville.
- None of them are very crafty, but they tried to make a sign that keeps getting knocked off the entrance because someone *coughJurian* made it too short
Cutest headcanons! I'm here for this, but also my heart breaks for them.