Sorry for loving Ascended Astarion so much. Hearing David Bowie tell Sarah “Fear me. Love me. Obey me in all things, and I will be your slave.” when I was five changed me as a person.
#the labyrinth has been my ideal romance since I was little#apparently#you should take a small child that’s only ever watched classic Disney princess movies#and then have them watch the labyrinth and phantom of the opera#having an older more powerful obsessed with me#but to express this obsession he antagonizes me#taunts me#goes as far as to drug me#and before you say something stupid I’ve been drugged before#that’s my kinda romance#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#astarion#bg3 astarion#baldurs gate astarion#ascended astarion#lord astarion