Ok

when Remus proposes that Thomas “get butt naked on camera and self-immolate to Taylor Swift’s shake it off” based on context I thought that “self-immolate” meant masturbate and let’s be real that’s very Remus. HOWEVER!! I just learned it really means:

So I’m very happy about that

i-am-shitpost

Was talking to my friends about this and ALL IF THEM THOUGHT IT MEANT MASTURBATION TOO. @thejoanglebook were you aware of this? lol

what-even-is-thiss

I thought that too but this is so much worse

femslashspuffy

That would leave an impression

ravenhilarious

I just thought it was some kind of dance

I mean Thomas dancing naked on camera would definitely leave an impression but

self sacrifice

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #remus sanders #nudity mention #fire mention #masturbation mention #human sacrifice mention #wait wait wait #janus keeps talking about how Thomas shouldn't sacrifice himself #hmmmm #do your homework beam