starting a collection. please add on

That’s this

Goes to show how little I know

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

Long magical girl transformation and the whole audience is so excited to see how I will subvert it, but in the end I just look like a normal magical girl and they're all booing me because I didn't subvert the genre and I'm crying because I just wanted to be a normal magical girl

i made this post to make fun of irony poisoned people who have to subvert everything, but this is literally just what being a trans woman is like

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

why did he do this

who gave a mouse a BBL

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

One of my favorite genres of insane Terminally Online Right Wing posting is *sees a pretty woman* "I am a gay pedophile"

not even allowed to keep adolescent sex slaves anymore. because of woke

The guy who shot Bin Laden branching out on this phenomenon a bit by directing his sexual desires towards actual young men

And he doubled down on it!

not even allowed to keep a harem of adolescent sex slaves and eat human flesh anymore. because of woke

No one asked for your take on this Human Pet Guy