at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

Awoooo

European Pine Marten

THE LICE ONE IS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY OH MY GOD

that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold

that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything

Urgent: Baby Needs Heart Surgery TODAY!

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Ammar is a 4 months old baby. This means he is born during this dangerous time, and he needs to have surgery for his heart TODAY! So please donate and share. You can match my donation. I have given the family €10, but you're more than welcome to give any amount! (Click on 'Keep Reading' to see proof of donation!)

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water makes me feel. i need to go. into the ocean

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

Sevika

Godman's Sarota Metalmark (Sarota myrtea), family Riodinidae, Costa Rica

photograph by José Alberto Cubero Guevara

This thing is puppies

Viktor just went from being some guy to my all time favourite Arcane character. Funniest possible direction they could’ve gone with him. Every fuck in his mind body soul was spent and gone when he emerged from that goop. Woke up purple from a near death experience and immediately dumped his situationship, quit his job, fucked off to the undercity wearing nothing but a blanket and then became the second coming of Christ on accident. King of protecting his peace. Imagine being that guy who tried to shank him. Some Czech twink with dick and balls hanging out starts glowing and then magically cleanses the poison from your body. I’d be on my knees worshipping him too man what a fucked up situation. Someone please get him some trousers

Whats the matter human? Dont wanna masturbate 12 earth-hours in your fuck-pod like us green aliens do? I thought you wanted to roll with us? I thought you could roll with us.

the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)

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If you want your own mugs you can go buy them >:(

Watched Ernst Lubistch's I Don't Want to Be a Man yesterday for a class. 1910s transmasc yaoi goes fucking crazy.

Tomboyish girl hates acting feminine and family brings in a male doctor to "break her down" and teach her manners. Out of spite, she buys a suit and crossdresses as a dapper boy to sneak into a party. Immediately gets flirted with and chased by a literal crowd of girls. Runs into the doctor and decides to try and seduce his girlfriend for revenge. While she and the doctor are fighting (doctor thinks she's a boy), they realize his girlfriend's already gone and they get drunk. They start kissing and making out and fall in love (doctor still thinks she's a boy). They accidentally run into each other the morning after and flirtatiously promise not to talk about yesterday's "adventure." Later, the girl reveals she was the boy and teasingly tells the doctor that she'll "break him down." Instead of getting angry, the doctor smiles, knowing he got his ass handed to him, and they kiss again.

Do you guys think anyone fujoshi'd out in 1918.