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Rason Rodd

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Jason Todd - The Red Hood - Outlaw - Prince of Gotham - Crowbarophobic - Clowns Hater and Trigger Enthusiast - Died Once Got Better - REQUESTS CLOSED => Headcanons, Fanfic (Smut accepted), Ships, Batfam only
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Dick: *focused on keeping his escrima stick balanced on the tip of his nose*
Jason: *reading quietly*
Tim: *sipping coffee*
Bruce: *suspicious* What have the three of you done?
Dick: Nothing.
Jason: Just keeping ourselves busy.
Tim: Like real little angels.
Bruce: *narrows his eyes, suspicious, but leaves*
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: He is definitely losing his touch.
Tim: Yep!
Dick: Maybe we should let Damian down now.
Damian: *hanging from the ceiling, gagged, furious* Mmmffph!
Tim: Not just yet. I like him up there.
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Dick: *reads* “Swearing is the key to power”. What is that, Damian?
Damian: It’s a swear jar.
Dick: I can see that but why do you have one?
Damian: Father refused me the position as Wayne Enterprises secretary-treasurer despite my undeniable qualifications. So I’m gonna prove him that there is no one better than me for the job by gathering 100,000$ by the end of the week.
Dick: That’s ambitious.
Damian: And totally feasible. I already have 20,000$.
Dick: Impressive. But why is there a used underwear in your jar?
Jason: *naked, hiding his private parts* BECAUSE HE FUCKING FLEECED ME, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!
Damian: Money!
Jason: Oh fuck you!
Damian: I’m telling you, Grayson. I’m going to be rich.
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Dick: What are you doing, Damian?
Damian: *on his computer* I can’t believe this. Everyone is gushing about your butt. It even has a stupid name
Dick: *scratches his head* Yeah. Jim and Juan.
Damian: And a lot of people have also a weird attraction for Todd’s thighs.
Jason: With good reasons. I mean, have you seen these babies? *slaps his thighs*
Damian: But no one says anything about me. It’s like I have nothing sexy in me.
Tim: Well, they don’t say anything about me either, you know.
Damian: Obviously. There is nothing sexy in you Drake.
Tim: Of course there is!
Jason: Drinking coffee has never been sexy, Timbers.
Tim: Say that to Georges Clooney!!
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Jason: So I was on patrol, full gear on, guns loaded and all, when I saw two kids arguing in a room.
Dick: *skeptical* Huh huh
Jason: the older one was holding his little brother’s toy up in the air like “Hey you can’t catch it short stack” you know like me and the Demon Spawn when I steal his toy at batburger
Damian: Hey!!
Jason: So I had to intervene.
Dick: ...
Dick: Please don’t tell me you shot the kid
Jason: ...
Jason: of course not
Dick: You hesitated
Jason: ...
Jason: It was a rubber bullet. Nothing terrible!
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Hola!! I love your blog with all my soul! ♥ I have a request for you: What kind of music they listen to the members of the batfam? or at least the robins? (I am sorry for my bad english, but seriously I want to read your opinion/headcanon) :D ♥

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Because of all the requests that I have right now, I’m just gonna write for the Robins

HEADCANON: ROBINS AND MUSIC

Dick:  He has got very eclectic tastes and it fits his personality. He is the kind of man who adapts to every situation and to everyone so of course he tends to love all sorts of music (pop, rock, rap, classical etc…) As a child, during the Haly’s Circus days, he used to listen to old kitsch 70′s and 80′s songs with his parents in their trailer and every time they would dance together and laugh. He still has the Cds in a box somewhere and he listens to them when he wants to remember the good old times. Otherwise, he may have a little preference for Pop music and music that makes him wanna move in general. But there is a music that he listens to every day and it’s “The Flying Trapeze”, the song he used to perform on.

Jason: Rock music. A bit cliché maybe but Jason always listened to rock music even as a child because it was the kind of music that his dad used to play in the house. So first he listened to some very old school cult music like AC//DC, Metallica, Nirvana or even Motörhead because it was the only albums in the house and then he discovered other varieties of Rock music like punk rock or even metal.He used to make Alfred’s ears bleed when he used to live in the manor because he would listen to bands like System of a Down, Korn, Green Day or The Offspring. “ Master Jason, could you turn the cacophony down?” “ Turn it up? Yes I can.” But the worse part was when he was playing bass in his bedroom (canon). He wasn’t that good at the beginning.

Tim: Tim doesn’t listen to music much because he simply has no time for this. Too many new techs to create that need a very important concentration. So the songs he knows are basically what Stephanie listens to. They are mainly the hits you can hear on the radio. He doesn’t necessarily like them though. He is even a bit tired of Cardy B and Beyonce right now. However he has a soft spot for musics from films and TV series. He made a playlist of them that he listens to when he is waiting for a GCPD alert on patrol nights. Did you know that listening to the ‘Avengers main theme’ while saving Gotham was freaking epic ? 

Damian: Damian never listened to music when he was training with the League of Assassins because, to Ra’s Al Ghul, there was no point in listening to music. Even as a baby Talia never sang lullabies to him. But he knew what music was, well sort of … He truly discovered it when Bruce took him in and especially thanks to Alfred. It was classical music - Chopin, Wagner, Debussy or Puccini. He loved how beautiful it sounded and how it was able to sooth his mind. His favourite song is Lacrimosa by Mozart because of the legendary story behind it. Alfred had told him that only 2/3 of the song had been composed by Mozart and that 1/3 had been composed by two of his friends after his death and that of course no one knew what had been written by Mozart and what hadn’t. The challenge animated Damian with an extraordinary enthusiasm and he listened to the song over and over again to solve the mystery. He always brags that he’s got the answer but he never tells it to anyone.Otherwise, he loves to listen to Arabic music when he feels a bit homesick. 

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Damian:*looking up at Jason* ... Tt
Jason: What’s the matter, demon spawn?
Damian: One day I’ll be taller than you
Jason: Ha ... You wish
Damian: I’m just 2 inches shorter than my father when he was my age.
Jason: He told you that? ... Damn, you’re so naive
Damian: Stop mocking me or I’m gonna choke you to death, Todd
Jason: You can’t. You’re not tall enough to reach my neck
Damian: *growls and leaves*
Dick: That was low, Jason
Jason: Not as low as him
Damian: * comes back running with his katana* Aaaaahh
Jason: Oh crap
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