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Zane's Canon Trauma

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They had to kick me out of the SOG because I wouldn’t stop pronouncing the group’s name abbreviation phonetically.

They had to kick me out of the Council of the Crystal King because I wouldn’t stop calling it th

Op I hate to admit it but you might need to stop joining institutions that are abbreviated

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You drop a huge, metal, industrial safe on top of Jay Walker with an earth-shaking CLANG! that shatters the pavement. You open the safe. Jay leisurely saunters out, unharmed, without a care in the world. The bottom of the safe is undisturbed.

Theoretically, Jay might actually be able to do this.

The first thing I thought of when reading this was “ah yes, quantum tunneling”, which is when an electron “can appear on the opposite side of a barrier that should be impossible for the particle to penetrate”.

Jay is the master of electricity.

We explore the effects of obscure scientific concepts on Legos on this blog!

Please do not manage to give any of the Jays this power. I don't think anyone would survive. Please. No.

Well, Jay would survive.

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Overlord X Pythor is severely underrated despite being practically canon.

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Yasur's post about Lloyd vs. Egalt's teaching methods little earlier reminded me of this, but I'm making a separate post since it's not really entirely related, and I'm probably restating a few of her points anyways:

The thing that had me grinding my teeth in Dragons Rising s2 was the fact that, like... Egalt wasn't actually wrong. I do think that Arin would have benefit a lot from going back to first fang and learning the basics! Egalt was just a MASSIVE ASSHOLE about it. Like I imagine the audience was meant to, I didn't really like Egalt too much until Wyldfyre gave a new perspective on his whole "wasting my time" shtick, but even before that I had to admit that he was actually right about that.

Of course, even if he HAD been nice about it, there's still a good chance that Arin still would have been to deep in the "everyone's relying on me" pit for it to do anything, but still. Worth a shot.

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If you were a Formling your animal form would be a chicken. If you got your animal form and it turned out to not be a chicken, you’d probably disappear on the night and reappear years later with an ice dictator.

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LITERALLYY its already unfair enough that i cant do a cool backflip to instantly change into a chicken on command in real life so if the opportunity was there as a formling and i ended up STILL not being able to do that . im pulling up with the ice emperor this world is too cruel and evil to exist freezes u freezes u freezes u

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I think Zane likes Coles bad cooking bc Zanes just doesn't have the ability to taste bad. Like it's not something he can register. He understands flavor and knows how to put together a 5 star Michelin meal, but Coles food to him is also good. He mostly registers Flavor, so Coles overseasoned charred dry chicken registers really High on the flavor scale vs Jay's spaghetti sauce out of a jar

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Alright, why’s everyone suddenly remembering that Long Con exists

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