raptorwhisperer reblogged

I don’t want to come off as arrogant here, but I’m the greatest botanist on this planet.

The Martian (2015) dir. Ridley Scott

#the martian

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caesarclowningaround

chris-pine

Also, it’s a lot roomier on the Hermes without you, we have to take turns doing your tasks, but, I mean, it’s only botany. It’s not real science.

#i should watch this soon #the martian

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elimymoons

NASA: so watney, how did you feel when you first realized you were alone on mars

mark watney: well... at first, i was afraid

NASA:

mark watney:

NASA:

mark watney: i was petrified

#i feel like this is actually in the book #the martian

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leosbones

bbuchanann

#STOP #the martian

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markwatney

cinemagal

10 Frames

The Martian (2015) Directed by Ridley Scott Cinematography by Dariusz Wolski

Source: cinemaspam

#the martian #queue

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leonvrdmccoy

help is only 140 million miles away

#the martian #queue

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nerdisma-deactivated20171202

spdermen

They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially “colonised” it. So technically, I colonised Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong! - The Martian (2015)

#the martian #queue

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markwatneyy

evocatiio

It’s a strange feeling. Everywhere I go, I’m the first. Step outside the rover? First guy ever to be there! Climb a hill? First guy to climb that hill! Kick a rock? That rock hadn’t moved in a million years! I’m the first guy to drive long-distance on Mars. The first guy to spend more than thirty-one sols on Mars. The first guy to grow crops on Mars. First, first, first!

#the martian #queue

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stevenrogered

cindy-clawford

What is he doing? I ask for a photo, and what, he’s The Fonz?

#the martian

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markwatneyy

rafikecoyote

Chiwetel Ejiofor in The Martian (2015)

#the martian #queue

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markwatney

I’m about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater where I’m going to commandeer the Ares IV lander. Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can’t until I’m on board the Ares IV. So, I’m going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition… makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.

#the martian #oh mark #is this out on dvd yet or just digital hmm