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The Rantiest Ceratops

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Formerly TheRantDragon. 32.
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snoozu

no i will not be taking criticism on hunter holding his girlfriend in his arms because they BOTH. carry each other. they BOTH pick each other up and spin each other around. they both want to treat each other like princesses and they both WANT to be treated like princesses. thank you for listening

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saffigon

Aromantic and Asexual are allowed to be used as umbrella terms. You don't have to use Arospec or Acespec if you don't want to

Using Aromantic or Asexual does not mean that you feel zero attraction

Using Aromantic or Asexual over spectrum terms does not mean you are "lying" about your identity

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honestsister

Huntlow really does have it all, sick as hell color scheme, subversion of heteronormative relationship dynamics, enemies to friends to lovers, short buff gf and tol beanpole bf, bisexuality, trauma, pining, good communication, battle couple, narrative parallels, unconventional beauty standards, girl boss and malewife.

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Anonymous asked:

Everytime i see huntlow is Straight™ i am like, bi people exist, pan people exist, omni people exist, demi people exist, ace people exist, trans people who are straight exist, all of these people can fall in love with opposite gender and are still very much queer cause these identities are queer on their own and arent just Gay™ and Lesbian™ Lite™.

And even if Willow and Hunter were cis hets? Huntlow is still an important ship in terms of rep cause how many times you see on tv a classic bad boy crushing on a chubby interracial girl because he thinks she's cool (and she is!!) and without any makeup montage or some other shit like that? How many times have you seen a traumatized boy having emotions that arent "i am angsty dark loner who doesnt need anyone" or "i am sad". How many times do you see an abusive survivor and a bullied girl being paired in such a way that they are not expected to fix the other or make their problems go away but finding support in each other while healing themselves?

YES! To all of this!!!

They give me so much feels they are AMAZING!

M+F is not automatically straight, it's not fair to treat only wlw and mlm as a valid queer couples!! There is SO MUCH MORE out there, can we PLEASE stop pushing queer people into the boxes the way homophobes did aaall this time! People can be so much more and have such different ways to love and be with each other! Come ON!

And outside of queer too, saying that huntlow is just a typical straight couple is like not actually paying attention to anything in the show!! I don't even need to describe it, you worded everything perfectly!

It's so dissaponiting seeing people reducing and belittling huntlow like that!

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brehaaorgana

I like Bernie but If Hillary wins the primary I’ll vote Hillary. I love y'all but if you let Christie or Trump become president because you wanted to throw a tantrum over Hillary winning primaries I will personally punch every other registered voter in the face. I had to suffer through eight years of a republican president I didn’t elect and I won’t do it again.

I’ll have at least four years to work my way through a punching list don’t think I won’t try it.

But Obama isn’t republican..unless you’re talking about a different president?

yes dear child, I was alive during the years 2000-2008, when President George W. Bush was president-elect. I don’t say this to be rude because you’re 16, and you don’t know, because you couldn’t have known, but now it is my faithful duty to tell you so you are informed as to why we (I) hate Republicans. You may not know him very well, but here’s a picture:

It’s an understatement to say that the Mission, was in fact, not accomplished.  

He’s the guy that Obama replaced in large part because everyone hated George W. Bush. Why?:

  • Despite extensive warnings of incoming threats, Bush took no action to prevent 9/11 from happening, leading several respectable political science scholars to indicate that Bush was at least partially responsible for the attacks actually occurring (if not wholly responsible for not preventing them)
  • actually let’s remember that when he was immediately alerted to the attack, he continued to read a children’s story to elementary schoolers and then Air Force one and himself were gone for several hours after the attack. 
  • he turned an inherited budget surplus into a 1.2 trillion dollar deficit.
  • a small deficit is one thing! 1.2 trillion dollars is NOT SMALL. Bill Clinton did have some part in the lead-up to a failing economy but Bush….Bush destroyed it.
  • The entire 2008 collapse began while he was still in office and basically did nothing about it. This wasn’t just an American collapse. This was a world-wide financial collapse that happened because American banks were failing (in large part due to massive amounts of tax-cuts and de-regulation put forth by Bush!). It triggered a world-wide collapse. He was partially responsible for our country’s second great depression. 
  • He is 100% responsible for the mishandling of Hurricane Katrina and the guy Kanye West was referring to when he said “George Bush hates black people.” 
  • the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, the “war on Terror”
  • LAUNCHING WARS WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL
  • the entire existence of Guantanamo Bay
  • the Patriot Act
  • his own party wanted nothing to do with him in 2008 
  • heckuva job, brownie
  • waterboarding
  • ….he literally stole the election in 2000 
  • pulled us out of the kyoto protocal to deal with global warming problems
  • US troops given faulty, or unsafe gear
  • Abu Gharib prison and all other crimes of war already mentioned here or not mentioned
  • War profiteering! The list of top Bush administration officials whose former corporate employers made billions in Pentagon contracts starts with Vice-President Dick Cheney and Halliburton, which made $39.5 billion, and included his daughter, Liz Cheney, who ran a $300 million Middle East partnership program.
  • cutting veteran’s health care benefits 
  • pardoning Scooter Libby
  • cut and froze pell grants for poor students
  • no child left behind act is the reason why you probably have to take those god forsaken dumb standardized tests for no real GOOD reason
  • Reporters analyzing Bush’s record found that he took off 1,020 days in two four-year terms—more than one out of every three days. No other modern president comes close. Bush also set the record for the longest vacation among modern presidents—five weeks, the Washington Post noted.   
  • i could keep listing shit for days honestly but i won’t

suffice to say: George W. Bush is the worst president I lived through, he is the worst president in the last 50 years, and his blatant incompetence and failures are why the Republican party is rapidly devouring itself like a crazed ouroboros and might try to elect Trump. He is the reason why Stephen Colbert parodied the right as satire – why The Daily Show gained huge amounts of relevance, why the rest of the world hated us for a good eight years solid, why huge amounts of various civil and constitutional rights were literally eroded and denied to us, why we’re so in the debt hole even now, and why i registered Democrat when I turned 18, because honestly fuck the entire Republican party. Burn it to the ground and salt the earth

Every. Damn. Word.

There is an entire generation of American schoolchildren who are VASTLY unprepared for basic college classes, let alone competitive careers in the changing global market thanks solely to No Child FUCKING Left Behind. Worst. President. Ever.

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beaft

my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah”

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direhuman

I’m a little disappointed that the default excuse for not having a female warlord in WoD is “but there isn’t a historical female warlord in canon”, because that problem has a built-in solution:

Garrosh goes back in time and discovers that there was a female-lead clan… one that, after it collapsed for whatever reason, was written out of the history books by a male-dominated Orc culture. Garrosh tells the female warlord that in his time, she’s forgotten, but if she joins the Iron Horde, she and her clan will be a lasting part of history. Boom. Motivation, a good hook, and a chance to add something new to a cast that’s pretty stale flavor-wise.

Took me like ten seconds. Eleven, tops.

especially as historically, orcish culture straight up did not have gender roles - but when you look at modern day orcish society it clearly does

it makes sense that as part of the cultural obliteration that the Legion and the human internment camps performed on the orcish people, they would enforce oppressive gender roles onto a culture that didn’t have them to begin with. what better way to suppress a population than to pit them against each other, making half of them think themselves better than the other half, spurning and hurting them while their true enemy is going undetected?

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Or better yet a sitcom about the Crocks.

“Artemis” Lawrence said tetchily as he thumbed through the morning newspaper. “I thought you promised you’d bring your grades up? And why are you still dating that Wallace hooligan?”

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brella

HOOLIGAN

hooligan

why

omfg

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rantceratops

OH. MY. GOD.

GUYS, REMEMBER WHEN I MADE THE CROCKS A FUCKING SITCOM!? 

I AM CRYING.

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