Random Wordzard

It gets better.

Be ungovernable

I'm proud to say that I've never been horny ever. Not a single time. too busy gaming

This you?

that must be someone else. I've never made a woman come in my life

fountain in italy

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.

I recently learned that, a few years ago, the Vienna Tourism Board had such a problem with this that they opened an OnlyFans for their museums.

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

Yeah okay ill reblog that?

@ominous-signs

Official ominous bumper sticker

genderqueer wallpapers!

requested by anon

Genderqueer: Someone whose gender is complicated, hard to describe or define, or is best encompassed by "queer". An intentionally vague term for anyone whose gender is queer in some way. Used as both an umbrella term, and as its own identity. Mostly used by trans and nonbinary people, but the label is open to anyone who identifies with it, cis people included

crying

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

u forgot the best part

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

@ukaizawa

God, that explains this:

He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!

When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time

brushie brushie brushie 

It really is fascinating that basically every animal on earth that has some sort of skin integument enjoys a lil scratch. I mean it makes sense but like. Humans evolved from social grooming animals and we have perfect little grooming hands and basically everything on earth with scales, fur or feathers can basically be convinced to let us give them free back scratches. Humans don’t even get anything out of it other than the satisfaction of helping out. We’re just really good at it. What a useful creature to be put on a planet full of animals who can’t reach their backs.

— November 17, 1912 / Letters to Felice

collected Aquabats art over time

^what I imagine the story of band uniting was

Art for @randomwordzard s collage au :]]]]

Meme doodles fuckyeah

wait there's an image limit on posts??? Ok well gimme a sec I'll add the rest ig

When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

Gif by @gifsme

There’s several reasons I love this gif:

1. The WTF reaction by the ref

2. The dude who escapes looks like an Irish boxer from the 1800′s

3. Who’s also gay sassy (I mean those trunks and that hand flick)

4. The other wrestler just holds his arms in the same position while he’s looking dumbfounded at the gay sassy wrestler and then the audience and back

when the barbarian tries to grapple the bard

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

Love the tags!

He's got half a head

Hey, cis women who say "I wish I was a man but definitely not a trans way, haha! I would never be a man :)"

I say this with all the gentleness in my heart: It is okay for you to be a man. If you want to be a man, you can just be one. You also don't have to stop being a woman to be a man. Multigender people exist. You can be a man and a woman at the same time. Or you can be just a man, or a non-binary man, or non-binary, or something entirely different. You can do and be whatever you want and whatever makes you happy.

Becoming a man is not a betrayal of womanhood and feminism. And everyone who makes you feel like it is an absolute asshole, and you should not ever listen to them. You do not have to push your own happiness aside for other peoples' comfort.

If you want to be a man, try it out! See where it gets you. Maybe it turns out that you really weren't trans, or not a trans man but something else entirely, and that's fine, too. Maybe it turns out you are a trans man. In any case, following those thoughts might get you to a happier and better place in the end. And if you turn out to be happier as a man than you were as a woman, that is wonderful.

Please don't feel forced to stay a cis woman for feminism - any feminism that mistreats or hates trans men and transmasculine people is bad feminism. Being a trans man or transmasc is not a moral failure.

Trans manhood and masculinity are wonderful, and you deserve happiness. And if you find that happiness in manhood/masculinity, you don't deserve to be shamed or harassed for it, and you should not be made to feel the need to put yourself down for it, either.

Saying this because I used to be this "cis woman/girl" a few years ago, and felt exactly the same about myself. I did believe the "every woman feels like this! You're not trans!" shtick for years, and forced myself to stay a girl and a woman because that was "the right thing to do" according to the "feminists" I was around.

I know what it feels like. It can get better.

All of this also goes for trans men and transmasculine people who still struggle with such thoughts, of course. It doesn't just go away the second you realize you are trans.

What sparked this post, however, was a video I saw made by a cis woman lamenting that she was a woman and wishing she was a man but she couldn't just be a man because she "wasn't trans" and still liked being a woman, and a lot of other cis women in the comments agreeing. And I just feel so bad for them. If you feel miserable being a woman and wish you were something else, try this "something else" and see how it feels. See if you'll be happier. Because sometimes, the grass is greener on the other side, and you don't have to keep suffering in your own body or mind.

And being a trans man or transmasculine is not giving up, or taking the easy way out (fucking lol), and it doesn't mean you are less of a feminist or that you will become an outsider to feminism. Your relationship with your life as a girl/woman and the misogyny you've experienced is yours alone. You are allowed to be a man in ways that cis men do not understand. You are allowed to have a relationship with misogyny and womanhood that cis women do not understand.

Hell, you can just decide one day that you are a man and change nothing about your life if you want to. The possibilities are endless. Transmasculinity is not a loss, a lessening, a closing of doors. It does not mean you are boring or traditionalist or falling in line with the status quo. It's cool as fuck, actually, and takes a lot of bravery and determination.

Surround yourself with revolutionary transmasculine feminists; let yourself realize how many doors can open when you stop defining transmasculinity by everyone else's metrics.

When I say "kill the cop in your head" this is also what I mean.

this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.

he expressed this as "the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig"

My brother and I knew where meat came from really young, because we lived on a farm.

That farm was really small, so all the animals had names.

So we go to Thanksgiving dinner at my grandparents' place one year, sit down at the table, and my brother (like 4 at the time) goes "so who are we eating today, Grandpa?"

Grandpa thought it was hilarious. Grandma was mortified.