it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
haters and losers jealous they don't have a vampire bf who will say strange and off putting things in public
Astarion invented romance, he said so himself
i have two sides
actresses have had to be fully nude in their sex scenes or at least have their tits and pussy out since the dawn of television so why does every man get to wear a prosthetic penis.. get your cock out now and apologize to women
kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love
Look at this picture and try and argue otherwise
sorry this is so real
College should cost two dollars and then when you graduate everyone apologizes for wasting your time
CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........
[image description: a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads:
Hi,
if you're reading this message, it's highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet.
If you didn't intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100.
~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3
end ID.]
And they were tombmates 🪦
Tweet of the year
cencorship of the people
S K Y R I M + details (4/?)
hua cheng !!! go for it bestie ;w;
men are out there having thighs.....
