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you lost the game
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iapislazuli

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

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mushoki

The hc of ford being more of a menace than stan is in their teen years lives rent free in my head

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depression tips™

  • shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
  • moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 
  • put on clean, comfortable clothes. 
  • put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
  • drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
  • clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 
  • blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
  • make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 
  • make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
  • go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
  • call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
  • cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
yournudemom

Circulating. Seasonal depression is creeping around now.

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shadowjag

Lets keep this moving

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miggylol

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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Wait I lost the post but there was something like “I want to pet Minecraft sheep” “I want to pick up the baby turtles” “I want to hold the Endermen’s hand”

And it got me thinking about Minecraft lore in-world and like… what if players are sort of cursed? Almost Pirates of the Caribbean style?

They have unimaginable power and hold over the world yet the simple pleasures of living escape them. They are so detached from the ecosystem of other living (or undead) things.

They can tame dogs and cats but can they pet them? Can they be touched by them beside to be harmed? Have they ever felt the comfort of a creature in their lap?

They can trade and deal with the villagers but do they speak with them? Do they know the names, the hobbies, the relationships, the villages experience? Surely there’s more to the villagers life than trade but are players barred from even witnessing it? Can they comprehend it? Is that why they are blind? The only snippet they get is when the village speaks of them but that only relates back to the work of trade…

What of the food they consume? It never spoils in their hands, it heals them miraculously, but do they taste it? They’re incapable of even eating when not hungry.

Players hold the world in their hands, quite literally shaping it to their whims both in-game and in the creation, yet they’re unable to truly live in it.

And yet they still manage to care about it so deeply.

From the places to the animals to even the mobs. The objects they assign meaning. The monster that didn’t kill them they keep around and call a friend. The select animals they elevate and refuse to kill. The places they build and abandon and lose and destroy that they mourn for like their own child… after all, their creation is the most they truly exist in the world for.

There’s a soft beauty in the numb.

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feralrookie

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

And no, it is not a rickroll

...i'll go check that link

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reblogged

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

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enlitment

thank you so much for the tag @trzepotttt, this looks super cute! =^^=

(The phrase 'some dizzy whore eighteen hundred and four' lives rent free in my head and I need it on a t-shirt)

tagging @chaotic-history @my-deer-friend @theghostofbean @iron--and--blood @sherdnerd @gloomth-and-wanderings (no pressure ofc) and anyone else who wants to participate ✨

Thanks for the tag, this was fun!

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sachermorte

Oh I haven't done picrews in 5ever

tagging without obligation: @immortalsapphics @that-one-empty-skull @spamton @memyselfandmystupidity-isback @disbelive @poetryofyouth and anyone else I rudely overlooked because I thought you might not be into it

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disbelive

Really enjoyed doing this picrew!

who to tag...

my mind is actual mush, sorry to those mutuals i completely forgot!

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stuid001

Yippee! New picrew!

Funny ourple kitty boy!

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printypro

ty for the tag!! been a lil bit since the last picrew, love doin these lol

god there's so many more i wanna tag but i'll be here all night, so moots if you see this please come join! i wanna see your picrewsss :D

thanks for the tag! did my best - no beard options again.

as for the song, well. sometimes you just gotta party like it's 2023 (iykyk...)

Any other moots that see this and want in, consider yourself tagged!

It Meeeeeee ^w^, or at least i wish it was. I wonder where that fox tail came from...

Right, last song

"... walking engines of glittering metal. Each carried a huge funnel, and i realised with horror that I'd seen this awful thing before."

Not my favourite song from the album(Forever Autumn and Thunder Child my beloved) but its still a banger.

Moots who have to go listen to War of the Worlds now:

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safetycgreen

Not necessarily an album, but the last song I listened to was "the righteous wrath of an honest man"!

thanks for the tag!!

i can’t believe this picrew has fun bird wings i’m obsessed!! also this might be my favorite album of all time (it’s not the best album of all time but the most quintessentially me) (also i love the album art)

anyways here’s who i’m tagging :3

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crowcrew

thanks for the tag!!

this picrew has fun bird wings! yippee!!! anyways i've been up shocking my bio so it's been nothing but bioshock fan songs for the past few weeks. love me some freeced tho.

my tags!

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littlerat2

thanks for the tag Rat!! <33

silly fucking guy

tags: @not-sure-what-im-feeling @nico-the-overlord @glacierruler @amateurmasksmith @cutebisexualmess @new-zee-land @michaelmellz and anyone else who wants to join!

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