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Naruto team group chat headcannons! Part 1
Team 7: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke
I love these guys but they’re little shits and awful little assholes. You know every time they hang out with others they’re all:
Sakura: Did you See what Kiba was wearing
Naruto: no frrrr
Sasuke: Why does he always look like he’s trying to get shino and hinata to match outfits but neither agree to do it so he tries to match both of them and it never works
Naruto: bruhhh
Plus gossip monger Sakura and Sasuke who pretends to be better than that but isn’t
Sasuke: Is it just me or was Neji like. Extra asshole today
Sakura: no bc Ino told me that Hinata saw him and Lee get into an argument like two hours before it started AND OMG guys do we think Tenten has a crush on him
Naruto: :( Why are he and Lee fighting
Sasuke: Tenten fs likes Neji I just can’t tell if he likes her back
A healthy dose of “if one of us doesn’t like you we all don’t like you”
Sakura: Also guys Ino and I are arguing rn so we don’t like team 10 ok?
Sasuke: Again? Fine.
Naruto: but Sakura-chan I’m supposed to get ramen with Choji tomorrow!!
Sakura: Naruto!
Naruto: uGH fine
Naruto: But also we have to avoid Team 8 for a bit because Kiba’s being a dick
Sakura: Not a problem we hate seeing Hinata getting red every time you walk by anyway
Sasuke: Lmfao did you SEE Hinata hanging on Naruto today like it was worse than normal
Naruto: Cmon guys be nice
Sakura: N-n-n
Sasuke: Naruto-kun!
Their favorite activity is talking mad shit ok.
Also their chat is half Naruto sending shitty little memes. Sakura and Sasuke never find the same ones funny.
They’ve also definitely got dinner plans in the chat half the time like:
Naruto: Guys Ichiraku tn after training?
Sakura: I have to ask my mom hold on
Sasuke: I’m down
Sakura: Ok she said yes I’ll come
Naruto: Yessssss :D
Sakura: Calm down Naruto it’s just ramen
Naruto: Take that back RIGHT NOW ramen is a WAY OF LIFE
Sasuke: Just invited Kakashi so he can pay for us
Naruto: ^_^
Sakura: ^_^
Speaking of Kakashi they fs have running commentary and analysis on how late he’s gonna be for training
Naruto: Guyssss I’m running late how much time do you think I have before Kakashi gets there
Sasuke: Well training starts at 9 and it’s 9:15 so I’d say you have 30 minutes more
Sakura: Wait no it’s a Friday so he’ll want to get here early so he can finish early and go drink with the other jounin. You have 15 minutes max
Sasuke: But yesterday was Kurenai’s birthday so he’ll be hungover this morning so he’ll actually be later than usual
Naruto: So i can take my time?
Sasuke: No usuratonkachi get your ass over here asap
Sakura: Yeah please I don’t want him to hand us over to Gai sensei as punishment again. My body still hurts from all that running