This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

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Lol remember how stupid that shit was?

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

nerds (affectionate)

Friendly reminder that Roman senators are an invasive species everywhere* and "But he wants to go outside!" is not a good reason to let your senator decimate the local provincial tax base.

*Including in Rome.

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

please i am begging you to reblog

Got another one- easy to forget, vital to a readable and polished image. If your values are too close together, it makes it much harder to 'read' an image. Good contrast makes it pop!

Contrast between hues (colour) can also help, but value contrast will be the biggest hitter on your side.🫶

Can’t leave stoat’s tags to wither in the notes

Bringing home this bacon isn’t boaring.

Which is why hounds used for hunting boars usually had chest armour to prevent them fgrom being speared by the tusks. Today, catch dogs are wearing kevlar vests.

star wars, but it’s just the memes