Ugh, "thE PriCe iS too hiGh"
Bitch, he used his insanely influential platform in a way that fucked over people on a deeply personal level. Why the fuck would i feel bad for Alex Jones??? This is happening as a direct consequence of his own actions. He was given multiple opportunities to change his story and recant what he said and REFUSED to. He can fucking choke on those tears.
science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery
happy glorious 25th of may
Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.
Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.
finch fry
He looks armed
petition to rename “the vatican” to “papaltopia”
Popeopolis
Constantinpopel
Has it already been proposed that Hatsune Miku is essentially the digital age successor to the cultural niche originally established by Betty Boop, did I see that somewhere or is it a weird thing my autism told me
Wait is it actually even common knowledge that Betty Boop's original popularity, taking off in the 20's, revolved around the idea that she was just a celebrity singer? A hip new performer on the scene who just happened to be a theatrical cartoon character, which in the 20s was still like a "modern technology" in the eyes of an entire generation, and she was more popular than just any old musical cartoon because 1) she was considered sexy and 2) she performed swing music, which at the time was also an ultra modern kind of thing, baffling (or downright scary) to lot of older people
emo kids: “i’m bad with song titles”
the song titles in question:
This changed me
So, I found out a fun fact this last weekend!
Every state has a Department of Weights and Measures. One of their jobs is to make sure that companies are actually selling you the quantities they claim they're selling. For example, this is the department which tests gas pumps and makes sure they're really pumping out a gallon of gas when they charge you for a gallon of gas.
So....
If you happen to, just as an example, notice that your 1lb (16 ounce) box of San Giorgio spaghetti actually only has 10oz of noodles, and you weigh your other boxes of spaghetti to discover they run from 10 to 14 ounces but never the full pound they're supposed to have, and that's why you never seem to have enough pasta for leftovers the next day, then you can report that to the Department of Weights and Measures.
They will want to know where you bought the item, and then will investigate whether the store or the manufacturer is routinely shorting customers. If they do, they will issue a fine to the offending party, you will be eligible for a refund, and under some circumstances lawsuits may follow.
Now, I don't know the outcome of the complaint I just initiated, but they did not want to know specific receipts or times of purchase. Which is good for me as I didn't keep any of those things, at the time I just said "Wow, fuck San Giorgio" and switched brands. But this is still enough to get an inspector out.
Tumblr may not be the best at advertising but it is KING of the anti-advertisement. Not buying that shit!
Shitty people deserve shitty prizes.
Message to all insecure misogynists: FAFO
18 years later and this is still the best
