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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

The finger blocks it

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

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hungwy

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

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blipblerp

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

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gorps

No the finger would stop it

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

no the finger would stop it

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

the finger would stop it

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

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The fuck’s going on here? You’d rip your hand apart you fucks

no the finger would stop it

how are there still people on this post who haven’t realized that the finger would stop the bullet

The the finger would stop it I watched the loony toons rabit do it

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how come in every disco Elysium post I see, the mustache one is being a massive cringe fail loser (usually face first on the floor), while the bald one is off to the side serving metric tons of cunt

For someone who's never played the game you've pretty much nailed it

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Steel Ball Run's outro should be Johnny Cash's cover of Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus. Its lyrics are thematically relevant to the Christian subtext, quite literally 'Personal Jesus' could refer to the Holy Corpse itself while the song itself is strongly rooted in the country/western genre which pairs well with the Western genre influences of the part. David Production would be blind not to see this.

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I hope this Email finds you crying and throwing up, shitting, screaming, convulsing on the floor, frothing at the mouth, dissolving in a pool of your own secretions

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it's too late. i've already depicted you as the buffoonish juror 3 and myself as the unbothered and collected juror 12. it's over.

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housefreak

[id: an emoji grinning and rubbing it's hands together captioned: when the media got making the audience feel complicit in the violence of the narrative /end id]

Spec Ops: The Line

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civvic

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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zzoupz

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

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artastic-foe

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

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dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

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vinnybox

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

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theo-window

What did he do to deserve this

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rain-droplet

punished by the council

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