Howdy hey, name’s Thief (He/It) and my art tag is #/my art and all my art is free to use with proper credit :] (Will sometimes queue but I mostly just post them randomly now lol)
I tw stuff with the tag #/tw (insert tw) for anyone looking to blacklist o/
I have an oc ramble blog!! @thieframbles And I post abt my dnd campaign a decent bit (@thephantasmalmaze :3)
Comms (open): https://ramenthief.carrd.co/
Just a few more hours
There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site
its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison
recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY
mystery solved
peace and love on my dash this afternoon
His lair 👻🔪
see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets
I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.
Happy
holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.
This video shows that delivery of the joke is far more important than the joke itself.
“What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? RIBS!”
By itself a good joke, but the skeleton prop, the dumb voice and the acting makes this truly epic.
I'm going to be incorporating "We no longer dare to imagine better worlds" into my vocabulary starting now
im in so much physical pain i might died
disgusting evil bastard muscle
the stingray
jack i will never finish
