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Ramblin' Rose | 22 | Trans | She/Her | Reppin the 610 | Philly is home | Forever Grateful | Neuro-Divergent | Deadhead | Friend of August West | Phish head | Phell | Hufflepuff | Shitposter | Bleed Geen | Process Trustee | I Bully on Broad Street | Phightin' with the Phillies | Victoria Concordia Crescit | Next Tattoo: TBA | Next Concert: TBD | Next Phish Show: TBD | Next Game: TBA
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The NHL has been mad at this franchise for beating the shit out of the rest of the league on the way to two cups in the 70s. We’re coming for number three. Fuck you Bettman.

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I cry when I think about her. Of course I love her. I’m not fooling anyone. Much less myself. I’ve always loved her.

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Apparently my friends are “worried about” me because I “drink too much Red Bull” and “cry in my car at 3:00 every morning”. Bitch that’s just how I live. I’m sad and lonely and miss my people.

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I’m afraid to admit the truth because it feels so much easier to keep lying to myself.

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The moving hand writes; and having writ, moves on. Nor all your piety nor wit shall draw it back to cancel half a line. Nor all your tears wash away a single word. ~ Omar Khayyam
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I tried not to repeat a band - Play along 🎵🤘🎶✌️

BAND I HATE: The Red Hot Chilli Peppers

BAND I THINK IS OVERRATED: The Rolling Stones

BAND I THINK IS UNDERAPPRECIATED: The Doobie Brothers

BAND I LOVE: Phish

BAND I CAN LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER AGAIN: Fleetwood Mac

BAND THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH MUSIC: The Who

BAND THAT CHANGED MY LIFE: Grateful Dead

GUILTY PLEASURE: Post Malone

BAND I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN: Led Zeppelin

GREAT BAND TO SEE: Midnight North

Copy and Play! Let’s see who you’ve got

I’m just gonna tag one person and it’s gonna be @dumpsterflames

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rules: bold everything that applies to you and tag people you’d like to get to know better.

A P P E A R A N C E

i’m over 5’5” | i wear glasses/contacts | i have blonde hair | i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing | i have one or more piercings | i have at least one tattoo | i have blue/green eyes | i have dyed or highlighted my hair | i have gotten plastic surgery | i have or had braces | i sunburn easily | i have freckles | i paint my nails | i typically wear makeup | i don’t often smile | i am pleased with how i look | i prefer nike to adidas | i wear baseball hats backwards

H O B B I E S A N D T A L E N T S

i play a sport | i can play an instrument | i am artistic | i know more than one language | i have won a trophy in some sort of competition | i can cook or bake without a recipe | i know how to swim | i enjoy writing | i can do origami | i prefer movies to tv shows | i can execute a perfect somersault | i enjoy singing | i could survive in the wild on my own | i have read a new book series this year | i enjoy spending time with friends | i travel during school or work breaks | i can do a handstand

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

i am in a relationship | i have been single for over a year | i have a crush | i have a best friend I have known for ten years | my parents are together | i have dated my best friend | i am adopted | my crush has confessed to me | i have a long distance relationship | i am an only child | i give advice to my friends | i have made an online friend | i met up with someone I have met online

A E S T H E T I C

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell | i have watched the sunrise | i enjoy rainy days | i have slept under the stars | i meditate outside | the sound of chirping calms me | i enjoy the smell of the beach | i know what snow tastes like | i listen to music to fall asleep | i enjoy thunderstorms | i enjoy cloud watching | i have attended a bonfire | i pay close attention to colors | i find mystery in the ocean | i enjoy hiking on nature paths | autumn is my favorite season.

M I S C E L L A N E O U S

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle | i am the mom friend | i live by a certain quote | i like the smell of sharpies | i am involved in extracurricular activities | i enjoy Mexican food | i can drive a stick-shift | i believe in true love | i make up scenarios to fall asleep | i sing in the shower | i wish I lived in a video game | i have a canopy above my bed | i am multiracial | i am a redhead | i own at least three dogs

rules: bold everything that applies to you and tag people you’d like to get to know better.

A P P E A R A N C E

i’m over 5’5” | i wear glasses/contacts | i have blonde hair | i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing | i have one or more piercings | i have at least one tattoo (7 and counting) | i have blue/green eyes | i have dyed or highlighted my hair | i have gotten plastic surgery | i have or had braces | i sunburn easily | i have freckles| i paint my nails | i typically wear makeup | i don’t often smile | i am pleased with how i look | i prefer nike to adidas | i wear baseball hats backwards

H O B B I E S A N D T A L E N T S

i play a sport | i can play an instrument | i am artistic | i know more than one language | i have won a trophy in some sort of competition | i can cook or bake without a recipe | i know how to swim | i enjoy writing | i can do origami | i prefer movies to tv shows | i can execute a perfect somersault | i enjoy singing | i could survive in the wild on my own | i have read a new book series this year | i enjoy spending time with friends | i travel during school or work breaks | i can do a handstand

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

i am in a relationship | i have been single for over a year | i have a crush | i have a best friend I have known for ten years | my parents are together | i have dated my best friend | i am adopted | my crush has confessed to me | i have a long distance relationship | i am an only child | i give advice to my friends | i have made an online friend | i met up with someone I have met online

A E S T H E T I C

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell | i have watched the sunrise | i enjoy rainy days | i have slept under the stars | i meditate outside | the sound of chirping calms me (especially from Travis Konecny) | i enjoy the smell of the beach | i know what snow tastes like | i listen to music to fall asleep | i enjoy thunderstorms | i enjoy cloud watching | i have attended a bonfire | i pay close attention to colors | i find mystery in the ocean | i enjoy hiking on nature paths | autumn is my favorite season.

M I S C E L L A N E O U S

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle | i am the mom friend | i live by a certain quote (”accept who you are and revel in it” from Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom) | i like the smell of sharpies | i am involved in extracurricular activities | i enjoy Mexican food | i can drive a stick-shift | i believe in true love | i make up scenarios to fall asleep | i sing in the shower | i wish I lived in a video game | i have a canopy above my bed | i am multiracial | i am a redhead | i own at least three dogs

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Today is my 22nd birthday. I started the day how I wanted to: listening to Phish while nursing a Red Bull and a cigarette.

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✧  how it works: choose between two words and make the chosen word bold. pass this game on to those whose answers would tickle your fancy.

ancient or modern · bitter or sweet · chocolate or vanilla · coffee or tea · create or destroy · day or night · early bird or night owl · freckles or dimples · gold or silver · greek mythology or egyptian mythology · macarons or eclairs · hot or cold · thunder or lightning · typewritten or handwritten · secret garden or secret library · spicy or mild · dark magic or light magic · virtue or vice · ocean or desert · mermaids or sirens · known or unknown · rough or smooth · moon or stars · rain or snow

ancient or modern • bitter or sweet • chocolate or vanilla • freckles or dimples • gold or silver • Greek mythology or Egyptian mythology • typewritten or handwritten • secret garden or secret library • spicy or mild • dark magic or light magic • ocean or desert • mermaids or sirens • known or unknown • rough or smooth • moon or starsrain or snow

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Alright it’s sad/deep bitch hours in this joint

A lot of children want to be “famous” for one thing or another (usually acting, music, or sports), but as people get older a majority of people (those without insane talent/skill when it comes to sports, music, or acting) settle on something more reasonable or realistic. I think for a lot of people they realize it’s because they realize that it’s nearly impossible to achieve fame in those fields. There’s another element of it that we don’t really talk about. It’s the dark side of fame: the idea that nothing you do will ever truly be private, and everything will be subject to public scrutiny and analysis that may not be fair, the fact that a lot of celebrities die young (typically from substance abuse related issues). I think there’s another element to it. I think as we grow, we realize that success isn’t measured by how many people know your name, but rather how you impact your corner of the world. I also think a lot of people start to measure success not so much by way of not what doing what is best for an individual, but what’s doing best for a collective. People who are financially successful (e.g. millionaires/billionaires) usually reach that level by way of helping themselves over helping others. People who are politically successful did what was best for those who helped them (so helping others to help yourself and your own ambition). People who are spiritually successful are those who may not get the acclaim, or even the most capital, but these are the people who find reward in helping others in one way or another and making a positive difference, no matter how small, in their part of the world. I think we’re seeing that a lot more in the Millennial and Gen-Z generations. I don’t think that people in that age range want to be as financially or socially or politically successful as boomers or Generation X because they realize that a collective is far more important than an individual. We cannot exist without a “WE”. Please remember there are no BIG “I”S and little “we”s in this world. You can want money or acclaim or whatever, but I don’t give a flying fuck what you drive, what your house looks like, or what tax bracket you’re in. I give a shit how you treat others, do you treat everyone with basic decency or do you treat others like you would a piece of trash you pass on the highway? Do you make the lives of those around you better, or do you make no impact? I know the end of this is going to sound cliche, but I’m gonna say it anyway. Can we please just be kinder to each other? Can we please strive to treat everyone with the decency we expect for ourselves? Things have been really difficult for everyone lately. I think we all just need to take a minute and tell the people that are important to us that we love them. Life is fragile and uncertain and hard. I think we are all realizing that now. I just feel like when this quarantine is over, I think we can start being a little more understanding and a lot kinder to one another.

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It just hit me that there are people in this country born after 9/11 who can VOTE like for President. Like they’re still 5 to me.

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you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

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Our Aloe Vera plant got pruned, so guess what that means!!!!!

IT'S ALOE VERA JUICE TIME

Step one: get the spikes off.

This is a pile of ooh, ahh:

And this is a pile of caution:

Uhhhhhhhhhh ok so never mind, I am not making aleo vera juice after all.

Because, uh. This is the first time I've made it??? So I was like "oh I'll just Google it and see if I have to cut the dark green bit off or if I can just chuck the whole thing through the machine," and. Thank goodness I checked. Cause a) yeah you do have to cut the dark green bit off, cause it's HECKING TOXIC, but uh. More importantly??

Turns out there's two primary sub species of aloe. One is greenish-grey and has no spots and is good for digestive health.

And the other has pale spots on it and is fantastic for treating sunburn and is, uh. Very toxic and shouldn't be eaten.

That.... uh. That was a close call.

Here's the two types, for anyone interested. The kind I have is the one on the left. Aka, the non-edible one.

Me, had I drunk my homemade toxic cactus-juice:

Delectable tea, or deadly poison...

@chemicalmagecraft I need you to know that I nearly broke a rib laughing at your addition. Also, your input deserved a fully fledged meme

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