Breakfast At Ralf's

patch notes for Forest: deer have beam attacks now

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer

Hello, deer.

Boo!  What'll you have today?

Erm... the venison?

Hey, not funny.

It was your stupid joke.  You started it.  Anyway, I'm lost.

Clearly.

I mean, I took a wrong turn back there aways.  How do I get back to the main road?

You're asking an elk?

You're local.

But I don't drive.

You know the layout round these parts.  Just tell me how to get out of the forest.

Why on earth would you ever want to leave the forest?

...that is an extremely valid point. I've been thinking about moving out of the city for awhile.  It's nice here, even in winter.

We like to think so.  All of us forest creatures I mean.

Nice rack, by the way.

Thank you.  Now, hand over your wallet and keys -- this is a stickup.

Good morning.

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