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Breakfast At Ralf's

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ralfmaximus

hello may we please see the frog or perhaps the website? (if you don’t want to share that’s totally okay) thank you for the story!!

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Alas, this occurred in 1995 and the company is long gone.

The demo was actually conducted using his laptop browser opening his site off-line; no webserver involved. Just a collection of pages stored on his drive C: that frog-guy created using notepad.exe, an impressive feat at the time. Once he onboarded we let him host his frog menagerie on the corporate LAN but I don't think we ever gave it public access.

Our project manager (also at the interview) nabbed the computer-frog instantly and I haven't spoken with anybody from that organization since 1998, so... yeah.

If I had the froggy I'd show y'all. And yes, it’s all true.

(If you’re wondering what the heck this is about, it’s about this.)

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Since the Ceramic Frog thing has regained traction and I’m getting asks, here ya go.

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jet-bradley

mildly concerning computer pins [x]

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foone

I think you're missing one.

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noctumsolis

Wait what does that one actually mean? I've never associated mice with feet.

The Honeywell mouse was designed in the era of ball mice, but it instead had "feet" :

These little rubber feet worked like joysticks, and when you moved the mouse they would drag on the mouse pad, and the mouse could detect it as moment. It meant you didn't have to clean it like you did ball mice. It never caught on, however.

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Work thoughts:

One might be tempted to think a Muppet remake of Mary Poppins should star Miss Piggy in the title role, as she’s the main female Muppet. This, however, would be limiting to both women and pigs, and we know how she feels about that.

I suggest a more accurate casting would be Miss Piggy as Mr. Banks: ambitious and short-tempered, opposite Julie Andrews as Mrs. Banks because the woman is a fucking Queen who’s all about women’s rights.

Likewise one might be tempted to suggest Kermit for Bert, but I feel the best course of action here is actually to go the route of older Muppet movies that had a larger Muppet-to-human ratio and cast Cary Elwes because unlike Dick Van Dyke, he can speak in a proper British accent. Kermit should play Cook, who is the only character in this movie who is 1) not a musical character but 2) is aware she is in a musical, and is therefore just like “I’m gonna do my job and not let these shenanigans affect me too much,” which I feel Kermit would excel at.

Mr. Binnacle must of course be Animal, because while he could fill any of half a dozen roles I think it’d be cruel to NOT let him set off the cannon. The dude who actually orders it should be Bunsen, assisted by Beaker.

This, of course, leaves Mary herself, a character who sees beauty and whimsy in everything and enjoys shenanigans.

There can only be one possible cast for this role: Gonzo.

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greenygal

Imagine Gonzo descending from the sky in front of the Banks house, open parrot-head umbrella in hand. Except that Gonzo is plummeting through the air, umbrella slowing him only slightly; both Gonzo and the umbrella are screaming. After impact, he picks himself up, pats his dress back into place, and declares gleefully, “I gotta try that again!”

You. You see my vision.

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Space Invaders Gigamax, a massive 10 player version of the game, being projected and played on Roppongi's skyline.

(A special exhibit was held inside Roppongi Hills Observation Deck to celebrate the franchise's 40th anniversary.)
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For a limited time, "Death of Me" and "Reap" art prints are discounted, while supplies last. More info available at my web shop!

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dyke-uncle

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

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0venatrix

Your hwat

When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he's a test tube baby

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Indigenous groups across the Americas had all encountered Europeans differently. But where other coastal groups such as the Haida or the Mi’kmaq had met white men who were well-fed and well-dressed, the Inuit frequently encountered their future colonizers as small parties on the edge of death.

“I’m sure it terrified people,” said Eber, 91, speaking to the National Post by phone from her Toronto home.

And it’s why, as many as six generations after the events of the Franklin Expedition, Eber was meeting Inuit still raised on stories of the two giant ships that came to the Arctic and discharged columns of death onto the ice.

Inuit nomads had come across streams of men that “didn’t seem to be right.” Maddened by scurvy, botulism or desperation, they were raving in a language the Inuit couldn’t understand. In one case, hunters came across two Franklin Expedition survivors who had been sleeping for days in the hollowed-out corpses of seals.

“They were unrecognizable they were so dirty,” Lena Kingmiatook, a resident of Taloyoak, told Eber.

Mark Tootiak, a stepson of Nicholas Qayutinuaq, related a story to Eber of a group of Inuit who had an early encounter with a small and “hairy” group of Franklin Expedition men evacuating south.

“Later … these Inuit heard that people had seen more white people, a lot more white people, dying,” he said. “They were seen carrying human meat.”

Even Eber’s translator, the late Tommy Anguttitauruq, recounted a goose hunting trip in which he had stumbled upon a Franklin Expedition skeleton still carrying a clay pipe.

By 1850, coves and beaches around King William Island were littered with the disturbing remnants of their advance: Scraps of clothing and camps still littered with their dead occupants. Decades later, researchers would confirm the Inuit accounts of cannibalism when they found bleached human bones with their flesh hacked clean.

“I’ve never in all my life seen any kind of spirit — I’ve heard the sounds they make, but I’ve never seen them with my own eyes,” said the old man who had gone out to investigate the Franklin survivors who had straggled into his camp that day on King William Island.

The figures’ skin was cold but it was not “cold as a fish,” concluded the man. Therefore, he reasoned, they were probably alive.

“They were beings but not Inuit,” he said, according to the account by shaman Nicholas Qayutinuaq.

The figures were too weak to be dangerous, so Inuit women tried to comfort the strangers by inviting them into their igloo.

But close contact only increased their alienness: The men were timid, untalkative and — despite their obvious starvation — they refused to eat.

The men spit out pieces of cooked seal offered to them. They rejected offers of soup. They grabbed jealous hold of their belongings when the Inuit offered to trade.

When the Inuit men returned to the camp from their hunt, they constructed an igloo for the strangers, built them a fire and even outfitted the shelter with three whole seals.

Then, after the white men had gone to sleep, the Inuit quickly packed up their belongings and fled by moonlight.

Whether the pale-skinned visitors were qallunaat or “Indians” — the group determined that staying too long around these “strange people” with iron knives could get them all killed.

“That night they got all their belongings together and took off towards the southwest,” Qayutinuaq told Dorothy Eber.

But the true horror of the encounter wouldn’t be revealed until several months later.

The Inuit had left in such a hurry that they had abandoned several belongings. When a small party went back to the camp to retrieve them, they found an igloo filled with corpses.

The seals were untouched. Instead, the men had eaten each other.

I, reading this for the first time, have the look on my face right now.

one thing i think might be helpful to know when reading this story is that "Inuit" (like many group names) simply means "the people". "they were beings but not Inuit" makes way more sense if you read it as "they were beings but not human beings". the man wasn't trying to figure out what culture the survivors were from, he thought they were spirits and was checking their skin temperature to see if they were even alive. it makes sense that his conclusion was essentially "yes, they're alive, but not like us".

also, the first quote in the article is from a woman who said "they're not Inuit; they're not human". it makes sense those two statements go together when you know "Inuit" means people. it's more than just "they're not from my tribe".

i imagine this is a bit of a translation issue for languages where the word for "people" is also the word used to indicate those specific people. you might not know when someone's talking about their group or just using the word generally, and in this case, the franklin expedition survivors were both not Inuit (not from the tribe) and perceived as not Inuit (not people/not human).

i obviously don't know what was originally said/meant (and even if i did, i don't speak Inuktitut), but in the context of a story about the lnuit encountering people who don't seem human i have to wonder if "they're not Inuit" doesn't really cover the full meaning

@klm-zoflorr This is one of my niche interests and areas of study, actually, so I hope your questions were legit because I am about to go off. Firstly, yeah, seal meat would have been largely foreign to most of the men on the Franklin Expedition, though some did have prior polar experience. But being unfamiliar with it as a food source would not have been as much of a deterrent as several other factors leading up to this encounter.

Something to bear in mind is that, like many large-scale operations, the Franklin Expedition went with cost-effective measures where it could, and this included their provisions. The soldering on many of the canned goods the ships were stocked with was not only done with lead, but done poorly. So not only is it possible the men were slowly giving themselves lead poisoning -- symptoms of which include delirium and hallucinations -- but they would have been avoiding whatever tinned foods had spoiled, possibly reducing their already limited diet and resulting in weakened immune systems. This then would have opened the door to scurvy and tuberculosis, which on their own don't have symptoms of such severe cognitive processing to explain cannibalism, but could contribute to something which might. Urinary tract infections can result in serious cases of psychosis, for example, just as oral infections can spread to brain tissue and cause complications.

Also worth consideration is the sheer impact of environment. The Franklin Expedition encountered unprecedented conditions, unnaturally harsh winters, and this obviously impeded their process, but is also would have impacted the level of wild game they had access to and the movement of any indigenous peoples who might otherwise have been in contact with them earlier. What's more, the men of the expedition were up in the Arctic for years, in conditions of near constant sunlight or dark depending on the season. Anyone who has seasonal depression can tell you that even moderate loss of daylight can have a significant impact on a person's well-being. And constant illumination is used as a method of torture when trying to prevent sleep, so it's probably fair to say that these factors -- even if perfectly normal geographically -- would have been slowly chipping away at the men's psyche before things really got bad and they had to leave.

Other factors to consider are the devastating blows to morale which resulted from loss of leadership -- Franklin himself was among some of the earlier casualties -- the period-typical racism many of the men may have subscribed to, making them wary of any kind of assistance, and the possibility of having encountered other food sources they could not digest or safely consume. Hard to imagine that any of the expedition's late-survivors would have been able to hunt or kill a polar bear, but had they attempted to eat the bear's liver it would have gone very poorly.

Not to mention the usual symptoms of hypothermia and starvation, all of which would have complicated their cognitive functions and made them further susceptible to physical ailments that could have compounded anything psychological.

The continued fascination and tragedy of the Franklin Expedition is rooted in just how little we know and understand about what happened, even so many years later. What we can conclude is that the conditions the men found themselves facing were far beyond anything they were prepared for, and they responded to these unthinkable situations in kind.

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Re: blorbo from my research, here is my favorite ever case study. I'm obsessed with it.

Summary:

- Guy presents to neurology with muscle issues, very clearly has something going on but diagnostic tests are inconclusive

- History is mostly unremarkable. Key word, mostly. He drinks four liters of plain Earl Grey tea per day. For context this is nearly twice the recommended daily fluid intake. All fluids, to be clear, not just tea. He only drinks tea tho

- Bergamot is known to be phototoxic in high doses (reacts badly on your skin with sunlight)

- APPARENTLY nobody previously has consumed enough of it for it to be widely known that it is also, apparently, mildly toxic to ingest in high doses

- Guy starts drinking plain black tea again. Only 2 liters this time (he didn't have a medical reason to drink that much tea, he just liked it) and so now he's fully recovered

house md ass case

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I’m terrified to see how this beast turns out. the painting took so long but I want it to turn out like this piece:

and if it works it’ll be worth it 🤞🏼

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