This

gotta be the equivalent to this

Same energy

Lmao

btw what I loved about valkyrie’s plot in Ragnarok is that it was such a male plot usually? she rolls up drunk, shoots up a bunch of people, owns thor, sells him, then we realise she is drowning her sorrows and is actually a fallen hero, and she then gets a redemption ark???? is that not every male outlaw with a heart of gold???

@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) 

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. 

Thor: It’s what a god would do. 

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

THESE. Great.

#James: just wear the fucking condom

(Alternate:)

“We have…mead pie. Beer pie. And for the truly daring…Fimbulvinter pie.”

I think we’re burying the lead. Thor made veggie burgers and that is hilarious

BRING FORTH THE PIES

THEY HAVE MADE READY SUCH PASTRIES :D

SUCH PASTRIES

WITH VIGOR

DO YOU SEE ALL THESE PIES

But but…. can we talk about how a LOBSTER beat THOR. GOD OF THUNDER

I’m not sure whether I’m amused more by the pies, the veggie burgers, his skepticism about hot dogs, the lobster, or the fact that Thor is topless grilling with an apron.

All of it. All of those things are the best things.

Thor doesn’t need help http://failnation.tumblr.com

LABRATHOR

“Worthy.”

#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)

Elle Woods could lift Thor’s hammer

#what like it’s hard

Amazon customer service at its finest. http://failnation.tumblr.com

Stunning.

Let’s be honest marvel did not fuck around at all

I like how the Hulk just goes straight to Bruce

15,000 light-years away, in the constellation Canis Major, there is a glowing, oddly-shaped nebula called Thor’s Helmet. Source

Art Deco Avengers Tarot by Julia Cross

There is not a thing about these that I don’t like.

Now I’m giggling and thinking of how each of the Avengers would deal with some creeper in a bar bothering a woman. 

Steve would get right up in the dude’s face, at first trying to take the nice “leave the lady alone” route, but having NO problem getting physical if the guy doesn’t back off. 

Bruce would calmly approach and invite her to come sit with him and the others until the creeper left.

Natasha wouldn’t even say anything. She would just walk up, slam the guy’s head down onto the bar once, and stare him down until he left. 

Tony would stand right in the middle of the two and start talking the guy to death so the girl could make her escape.

Thor would pontificate about honor until the dude gives up.

Clint would start aggressively hitting on the guy. When the guy gets freaked out, he would shout “SEE HOW THAT FEELS?” at him.

My excitement cannot be contained.

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THOR PAGE OF ALL TIME