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i really want to show modern things to historical people, not because it would kill them but because i think they'd find it interesting. like i'm pretty sure an ancient roman guy would like watching naruto.

i want to make a medieval european peasant a nice cup of hot chocolate. surprise a medieval nomadic herder in the sahara with some ice cream. take an ancient egyptian out to a cat café. give a phoenician a bottle of tokaji wine. take a guy from the mongol empire to watch dune on widescreen with a bag of popcorn. i just think they'd enjoy it.

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

I bet if I could shed my whole skin all at once like a lizard, and have a nice smooth clear one underneath, just like one time in my life, that would feel so fucking good.

Great job little dude, you're getting it all figured out

I deserve fangs not because I want to subsist on human blood but because I want to stim by sinking them into things like a cat with a cardboard box

tell me this cat is not having the greatest sensory experience of its life

if you call the 27 year old with stress lines a 'dilf' and then balk at actual hot old men (we're talking 50+ with grey hair and wrinkles) you are weak and will not survive the winter

req'd by @aspennntree

I'll drink to that brother

text: I cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

Love me a good snerdle!

Obsessed with this sticker seen in the employee parking lot

i'm not really a hater so much as a disliker. occasionally the fires of hate burn within me but mostly i just encounter things and go hm. don't like that.

that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

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"But cheese does not abandon me, neither in summer nor in autumn, nor at the end of winter:"

--Theocritus Idyll XI.36-7

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